Comments on: TEXAS SAFETY MICHAEL HUFF WANTS AN IHOP

By: bonghit Gator

bonghit Gator — Wed, 01 Mar 2006 00:41:19 +0000

I saw Ralph Fridgen in a pair of those high-performane man thongs the other day. I dont know how he does it.

By: Adam

Adam — Tue, 28 Feb 2006 16:40:41 +0000

I saw Ralph Fridgen at one in Baltimore today.

By: Harvey Wireman

Harvey Wireman — Tue, 28 Feb 2006 14:15:29 +0000

What is going on here on this website. It is supposed to be about football, not about all of this poppycock!

Back to the topic:

Texas’ Huff wants to buy an IHOP? Maybe he is not as dumb as Young (Wonderlic 6, or 16, or 2?), who would probably blow his earnings on bling, Vegas, loose women and be back as a poor schlub/schlemiel like the rest of us in no time.

Here are two characters that probably ATE an IHOP:

– Phillip “never full” Fullmer

– Charlie “hands smell like bacon grease” Weis

By: Adam

Adam — Tue, 28 Feb 2006 02:18:58 +0000

Its statements like that which make people click it just to see how gay it can get.

By: Stranko Montana

Stranko Montana — Tue, 28 Feb 2006 00:57:01 +0000

The Gayosity increases if you actually click on the ad. you’ve been warned.

By: E-Man

E-Man — Mon, 27 Feb 2006 23:45:33 +0000

Gay-er-riffic

By: bitterhorn

bitterhorn — Mon, 27 Feb 2006 22:22:48 +0000

Gayosity.

By: Orson Swindle

Orson Swindle — Mon, 27 Feb 2006 22:10:32 +0000

Can we compromise on “Gayification?”

By: Adam

Adam — Mon, 27 Feb 2006 22:08:49 +0000

In keeping with the gayinization of this blog, Id like to thank you for putting up that picture of cut off jean shorts today too Orson. Thing hit me like a double wammy. Maybe with that new check Michael can upgrade himself to The Waffle House.

By: white-boned demon

white-boned demon — Mon, 27 Feb 2006 22:03:43 +0000

No, no, no. Gladys and Ron’s Chicken and Waffles is way too upscale for the comparison. Too gourmet and chi-chi with all that wood paneling and soft music and gold records on the wall. If Huff loves an IHOP, he’s more Roscoe’s Chicken and Waffles clientele.

By: bitterhorn

bitterhorn — Mon, 27 Feb 2006 21:05:49 +0000

You crackas don’t have soul food IHOPs?

Actually I’m sure it’s like that fortune cookie joke- that wasn’t shrimp!

By: Orson Swindle

Orson Swindle — Mon, 27 Feb 2006 21:03:36 +0000

We’re whores. Ten dollars will get you anything, including a very gay blogad.

By: paulwesterdawg

paulwesterdawg — Mon, 27 Feb 2006 21:02:17 +0000

That article is funny and all, but the high performance sports underwear ad is OFF THE CHAIN.

Did BoiFromTroy put you up to that?

By: Orson Swindle

Orson Swindle — Mon, 27 Feb 2006 20:37:41 +0000

Someone orders shrimp at IHOP?!?

By: Adam

Adam — Mon, 27 Feb 2006 20:36:03 +0000

They serve shrimp at IHOP?