BLACKLEDGE TO REPLACE DAVIE?
Suntan lotion hater, former mediocre head coach, and now cable television demotee? This could describe Bob Davie, who may be demoted from his spot on ESPN calling foot-bawl games with the grand old man of the college game Ron Franklin if this column by Michael Hiestand is onto something. ESPN won't call it demoted, of course, but Davie didn't really contribute anything past the average patter opposite Franklin, which is kind of like saying you had Norm Chow as your offensive coordinator for three years and never broke .500. Here's hoping Sean McDonough and Bob Davie get the Pam Ward detail next fall, with McDonough, inches away from on-air suicide, sullenly calling the number 3 Big Ten slot on ESPN 2 while Davie intones "he just makes footbawl plays, Sean" for the fifteenth time that night. We've got money on McDonough leaping headfirst from the booth before week six if that happens--takers?
This also means that ESPN now becomes the sole owners of Blackledge's wicked Spurrier imitation, which is enough to all but guarantee a primo slot covering SEC games not claimed by CBS.

Sunscreen, Skeletor. Please.
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You just made my day. Davie ruined the ESPN games with Ron Franklin last year. Franklin, to me, is one of the best announcers all around in college football. If I had to masterbate to a college football game, Franklin would have to be on the broadcast.
Putting Davie in the booth with Franklin is like sending your wife a tape of you banging her sister. It is, was, and never will be a good idea. I’m now pumped because I will once again get to look forward to my fall Saturday nights with Ron Franklin…in a purely college football way. I swear, I’m not gay.
by rebel84 on Feb 21, 2006 9:18 AM EST reply actions
Am I the only one that thought Davie was halfway decent? Anyone? Bueller?
Aw, screw you guys.
by NoleinTexas on Feb 21, 2006 10:04 AM EST reply actions
Ron Franklin does indeed kick large amounts of ass. Georgia played a lot of night games on ESPN back during the 1999 season and Franklin was about the only thing that made a lot of those games tolerable for me.
Davie’s not a bad guy per se, but Franklin needs a guy who can match his expertise and Davie just ain’t it. Someone needs to tell Bob that 1) we know it’s football, so he doesn’t have to add the qualifier “football game” and “football player” 500 times a game, and 2) “athlete” has only two syllables and is therefore not pronounced “ath-a-lete.”
by Doug on Feb 21, 2006 10:15 AM EST reply actions
I loved Toddledge when I was a little girl – seriously, I was going to marry him (I was also going to marry Kenny Jackson, Harry Hamilton, and/or Scott Radecic). I’ve been angry with him for 11 years for a statement he made after the 1995 Orange Bowl – I know it’s not rational – but we’re often hurt the most by the one’s we love.
It’s nice to see him using his Speech Communications degree – I don’t love his voice – but I wish him well.
by PSUgirl on Feb 21, 2006 11:49 AM EST reply actions
The man can’t even pronounce the names of players he recruited correctly; do you really expect him to be coherent?
by Tom on Feb 21, 2006 6:38 PM EST reply actions
Hopefully this also pushes Mike Gottfried to an earlier telecast — one before happy hour.
by Flahute on Feb 21, 2006 10:23 PM EST reply actions
Good riddance to Davie… I swear the man used the phrase “you have to give (so-and-so) credit for X” about 15 times per game.
Blackledge seems decent enough… but who will CBS replace him with?
by Chris Lawrence on Feb 21, 2006 11:45 PM EST reply actions
I agree with everything negative that has been written about Bob Davie, but I fear that the cure will be worse than the disease.
If Davie is being relieved of his game-calling duties, it probably means he will be spending more time doing the “former-coach-turned-studio-analyst” bit, at which he will be competent by E.S.P.N. standards, but, considering that the standard was set by Jim Donnan and Lou Holtz, the bar is pretty low and Davie will barely clear it. I never thought I would find myself longing for the clarity and insight of John Mackovic.
Todd Blackledge is no improvement in the booth, either. I will admit that, as a Georgia fan who remembers Blackledge’s playing days at Penn State, I have a deep-seated aversion to the former Nittany Lion Q.B., but I try not to hold that against him. (I found it in my heart to forgive Dan Marino, didn’t I?)
Blackledge is a dim bulb and a blank slate with as many annoying tics as Bob Davie. If he’s sitting next to Ron Franklin at the outset of a college football broadcast, you’ll become conscious of just how bad Blackledge is . . . and you might find yourself staring at the two of them and asking yourself, “Could Todd Blackledge be Ron Franklin’s illegitimate son?”
by T. Kyle King on Feb 22, 2006 7:46 AM EST reply actions
Okay, he’s not my favorite – but Blackledge is not “dim” – and I think we all know Todd’s dad.
by PSUgirl on Feb 22, 2006 10:50 AM EST reply actions
I check this site everyday for articles like this….just classic stuff. I will not miss Davie’s constant “4.4 forty speed” label he likes to throw out every five minutes.
FYI, I believe I heard Gottfried had a mild stroke a year or so ago and that is the reason he’s so slurry and less polished.
by vic'tree on Feb 22, 2006 5:38 PM EST reply actions

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