BETTER LATE THAN NEVER: UGA GETS THEIR ANNUAL POINTS FOR DRIVING RELATED OFFENSES.

“Hey, buddy! How about a courtesy flush over there?”

Only three points? I would’ve thought we got more for repeat type offenses (as in they are all the same type of offense…. driving and alcohol). Also I might submit that Wisconsin should be up there with Purdue and Florida. All obviously behind UGA.

Points for running gags…there’s some legs, there.

Once again, your photo selection is impeccable. At first glance, I assumed it was the aforementioned dawg.

BTW: there’s got to be a headline in here about Dawgs and growlers or Dawgs growing tails… but I digress.

Man, I have been waiting for your take on this one all day, and I am a UGA grad. He may have been used to the ole neck toilet, and passed out from the fumes. Did you know that it wasn’t in fact a toilet he was on, but rather Leonard Pope’s left sneaker, which is considered a state landmark as the site where he armwrestled General Sherman, and won, forcing him to hang his head in shame as he burned Atlanta.

FYI: http://www.gatorsports.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20060221/NEWS/60221024

No charges filed- remember, firing an assault weapon through an apartment wall is like the jaywalking of weaponry crimes.

Number 2 does NOT work for Ian Smith.

The only way this gets better is if the hybernating bear on the crapper wakes up in a rage, takes a cop under each arm, and dunks them head first into the shitter. Fullmer Cup over.

UGA would win the Fulmer Cup by default if this happens twice. Game over.

Did you catch the caption at the end of Dawgnoxious’ article?

comedy gold.

Who does #2 work for? Apparently not Mssr. Smith.

“a 32 gauge cheek-ripper forged from chicken wings and stuffed crust pizza” …. damn near soiled myself when i read that!

not exactly related… vandy has a fulmer cup entry as well… some frosh fullback pulled over for DUI.. if you goto http://www.vanderbilthustler.com/ and look along the right column (should still be up) you’ll get a link to the story.

Makes me damn proud to be a Dawg…and I say that as a fellow Dawg that’s awoken on the crapper a time or two myself.

The “Fulmer” scale? Cute. Perhaps (because they fly below the radar) you’ve missed the shenanigans at the University of north carolina at chapel hill?

Suffice to say the recruiting class of 2003 is no more. Go to the “rap sheet” of www.carolinasucks.com and examine the plethora of unc THUGS.

Looks like UGA had to rally to defeat the Commode-Doors.

So who won the Fullmer Cup in 2005? I know that UT and South Carolina seemed to be well ahead of the pack, but FSU made a strong push there at the end.

I think the Fulmer Cup will ultimately overtake the BCS championship in prestige and importance – if only because the voting is more logical and transparent.

One suggestion: an individual award is also required, ala the Heisman. I suggest the individual award be named the Simpson Trophy.

Quality suggestion. Since he was so far removed from the college game at the time, we would suggest a different name…how about the Willie Williams trophy?

My vote would be for the trophy to be named “the Clarett”. The “the” must always be included in all references of course.

Well, borrowing from the British Open, we could award “The Clarett Jug.”

Sorry, I have to stay with the Simpson Trophy. The pure viciousness of a dual dismemberment combined with his background as a Heisman winner outweigh the number of years he was removed from the college gridiron.

The trophy could be designed as a hand similar to the old Laugh-In fickle finger of fate. With a glove on it though. Of course, the glove should be slightly too tight.

Winner gets the trophy and a set of Henckel knives. Ceremony will be at a Benihana.

Man I love this site. I get a solid laugh every time and this thread is no disappointment.

Excellent idea on the Simpson Trophy…the uber-embarrassment of football. Could also go with the Ray Lewis Memorial Trophy – some sort of combat knife slashing an abdomen.

Not a fan of Simpson trophy. I think it’s an entirely different level we’re talking about. I like williams or Clarett, though if you go the Williams route, label it the “Lobsta Willie Trophy.”

In a surprise move, Navy jumps into the Fulmer Cup standings. See the following story:

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2006/football/ncaa/02/22/bc.fbc.academy.rapechar.ap/index.html?section=cnn_topstories

Russ

Who’s going to defend the Navy QB in his court martial? You Lt. Kaffee? You Lt. Weinberg!?!

In re: original thread, who hasn’t chipped a tooth on the tub from a passed-out fall off the throne? Drunk shitting is in the core curriculum at UGA (indeed my beloved alma mater), so I applaud Mr. Smith for staying on track for gra-jee-ay-shun.