SCOTT STAPP SEX TAPE
by Stranko on Feb 17, 2006 2:12 PM EST
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PrintConsistent with EDSBS editorial standards, specifically the one that says that anything involving Scott Stapp is funny, we hesitantly bring you word of the Scott Stapp/Kid Rock stripper orgy sex tape that has fallen into the hands of the producer of One Night In Paris. Click here for a PG-13 teaser, but only if you are a pervert.
Stapp lives by the mantra: Who would Jesus Do?
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Will the premier be at the corner of University and 13th???
Oh wait, that didn’t quite work out as he expected now, did it?
by Gatorwalsh on Feb 17, 2006 2:22 PM EST reply actions
I can’t believe that Denny’s shut down, it should have been kept open as a state historical site based merely on that single story.
by italiangator on Feb 17, 2006 2:43 PM EST reply actions
Do I get street cred points for going out with Creed’s drummer’s sister?
Nice girl, but she smelled like albacore.
by NoleinTexas on Feb 17, 2006 2:47 PM EST reply actions
Oddly enough, because of his recent behavior, Scott Stapp is quickly becoming one of my favorite rockers, although I use the term “rocker” loosely. It’s like he’s picking up the slack for all the other asshats in rock music who have Halo setups backstage (I’m looking in your direction, Coheed & Cambria). If nothing else, he took the baton from Bobby Brown and ran with that shit like Bo Jackson in the Kingdome.
by Ian on Feb 17, 2006 2:52 PM EST reply actions
It’s good to be the king. Or if you’re Scott Stapp, the king of kings.
by Orson Swindle on Feb 17, 2006 2:57 PM EST reply actions
Hey, I’m not proud of it. It’s going to be my trump card at the Pearly Gates.
ST. PETER: Dude, you broke all Ten Commandments – at once.
ME: Yeah, but I went out with a chick that was one step from Stapp. That’s penance baby.
ST. PETER: Oh, man. We hate that guy. Here’s a robe and slippers. Have a good time.
by NoleinTexas on Feb 17, 2006 3:14 PM EST reply actions
Hmmmmmmm – He’s like a Jim Bakker for the 2000’s… “I have sinned against you, my Lord.”
While his diciples, err, fans may be disappointed, i must say his stock has increased incredibly with me in the last two weeks.
He could wind up rivalling the epitome of cool – David Lee Roth (circa Van Halen, not now).
by Cock D on Feb 17, 2006 4:37 PM EST reply actions
Was that chick talking shit to Stapp WHILE GOING DOWN ON HIM?!? That’s entertainment.
by Newspaper Hack on Feb 18, 2006 5:14 PM EST reply actions
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