DEE WEBB HAS HIS RICK JAMES MOMENT

I’m just praying he dropped a “do you know who I am?!” on the officers before seceding from the Union.

5.56 is a wimpy ass round.

I think this is the first time I’ve ever been glad to be out of Gainesville, because I’m a little scared of the possibility that Urban has a nuclear option that could take out innocent passersby (which would be an ironic end to the story in and of itself).

I’m thinking Dee Webb, Dick Cheney, and Marcus Vick need to start their own gun club.

I’ve always figured that assault rifles are just god’s way of thinning out the dumb people.

Bitterhorn, you know he did.

This has to count for at least 1/2 points in the Fulmer Cup race, no?

If Webb pulled the trigger, no. But Webb probably didn’t, which leaves some players as suspect. Points pending.

“It’s not like he shot the President.”

Thanks for getting us back on the NSA watch by putting “shot” and “President” in the same sentence, Mike.

“Florida very nearly makes its own entrance in the Fulmer Cup sweepstakes”… Ummm, I think this clearly warrants points towards the cup. I’m going to go out on a limb and assume that the Republic of Dee succeeded from the US long before this incident was reported.

Frankly, this has all the trappings of a poorly produced rap video — ’bunch’a drunk guys playing with guns, naked chick in the shower, shots ring out, drunk guys scatter, police at the door, naked chick is totally cool with everything… what am I missing?

Since it’s Valentine’s Day, I’m thinking about testing Mrs. LSUFan’s love by reenacting this whole scene tonight — she’ll be totally cool with it too.

Hopefully you’ll omit the “give it up for the crue” portion of the evening, LSUFan.

I’m with LSU fan, this is worth points already. The only question is how many, which will be determined as details emerge.

it’s not like he shot a 78 year old man.

Psh. He’s no Clifton Dickson. On the Gangsta-scale, he’s right above Kool and the Gang.

I can imagine, at least, Dee trolling for arse all over Gainesville in a full business suit and crown claiming he’s the king of the People’s Republic of Webbstonia, groping everything in a skirt (or kilt?) and claiming diplomatic immunity.

“Hopefully you’ll omit the ‘give it up for the crue’ portion of the evening, LSUFan.”

Yeah, she’s cool and I like to consider myself open-minded, but that’s crossing the line for me (you know ‘cause it’s Valentine’s Day and all.)

This can only lead to bad things…

Picture this. It’s 3:17 in the morning, DeShawn Wynn is passed out on his sofa with a half eaten 5 Star Pizza lying across his chest. All of sudden, Urbie and Doc Holliday bust through the door with flashlights blazing and whistles blowing.

They instruct Wynn to stand against the wall while they look for “contraband”. As Doc Holliday searches Wynn’s toilet, Meyer summons him to the bedroom. There, amid feathers from a gutted mattress lie 2 pounds of marijuana.

Wynn is booted from the team. He transfers to Ohio State the following semester where he’s welcomed with open (exposed) arms and an insulated torso.

Great call on the quote, Mike. Ties this incident in with the Dillard’s fiasco and Cheney’s smooth move into some bizarre foootball/national security Triangle of Gat. There’s always something to keep us entertained in the offseason.

I wonder if part of the eventual settlement of this case is forfeiture of the AR-15. They’re a lot more expensive than in the old days.

(Sigh) I wish I had one.

I wonder what Marcus Vick is doing this Valentine’s Day.
and the 7th floor crew at “The U”.

Anychance the players were protesting the images of the prophet muhammed in Danish newspapers by firing weapons into the air?

Cause I mean, that stuff is pretty En Vogue nowadays.

The People’s Independant Republic of Dan (1,200 square feet of flooded flooring) expresses deep distress over the oppression of our sister state, The Soverign Republic of Dee. I will admit, however, their arms stache is much larger and better equiped than ours, as we have only a .22 handgun and a pair of cats, both inheirited.

Question: does anyone know if The Sovereign Republic of Dee is competing in any of the events at the Winter Olympics this year? At the opening ceremonies, I could have sworn I saw one lone black guy carrying a UF flag in one hand while firing off an AK47 with the other. He was also sporting a set of crossed bandoleros over his bare, tatted up chest. When they zoomed in on him, he was heard mumbling something about winning a million dollars at the Olympics so he can do whatever the f*** he wants.

Could just be a coincidence???

If anything, Webb will always be invited to Jayson Williams’s parties at his mansion with friends, guns, and limo drivers.

But one of those cats is really big. You might be interested to know, as I told Orson a few days back, that a guy from the WWF (thats the world wildlife fund) thinks that there are more tigers in captivity in Texas, a once proudly independent sovereignty in its own right, than there are in the wild. No shit.

Philly Gator, there’s just one part of your scenario I find unbelievable:

“DeShawn Wynn is passed out on his sofa with a half eaten 5 Star Pizza lying across his chest.”

I mean, c’mon. Have you ever seen DeShawn Wynn?

Some possible reasons for squeezing off some rounds in the apartment:
1) Republic of Dee military requires range time
2) varmints!
3) suppress coup attempt
4) dumbshit moment- “nawww, it ain’t loaded, watch”

apropos of absolutely nothing (and since we got an olympics ref in a previous post), the austrian downhill female team sported the best cameltoes

“The only good thing in this case so far is that the individuals in this apartment weren’t hurt. If people want to own guns that is their prerogative. But we do expect responsibility with gun ownership,”

   Eghh….were not too worried about someone shootin’ an AK through an apartment. These kids nowadays, ya gotta love em. Now if we find any marijuana, Webb’s gonna have hell to pay! That weed is dangerous!

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ESMjr,
It was his second pizza. The first one was swallowed whole, box included.

I am pleased to see that his girlfriend was not frightened, believing it to be her soulmate unloading rounds nearby. Her nonchalance leads me to infer that this types of shit happens every-day.

In all truthfullness, that is scary as hell though. I know a guy I went hunting with sometimes that popped one off into the ceiling of the hotel room. Projectile promptly went through the floor of the room above and lodged in their ceiling.

And I once knew a guy that just turned around a fired off a load of buckshot into some lawyer while on a hunting trip. Oh, wait…I didn’t actually know him, but maybe you heard of him…Dick Cheney?

As far as Fulmer points go, there were at least 2 current players involved, right? It’s a huge disappointment if they don’t find a hay bale’s worth of chronic, though. Kids today, just no motivation.

um…maybe “[urban meyer]’s got his first shot” could be re-phrased?

Glad someone noticed that.

I thinked Dee just got pumped watching a little biathlon on MSNBC and thought, “Them Danes and Finns ain’t got shit on my skills.”

Dee…in the snow…in a baggy pair of pants shooting a handgun sideways at the target…

If it was one of the players, I’m guessing it was Reggie. Boys named Bubba know better than to fire a live round.

Damn, ya’ll beat us in everything. All we have so far this offseason is a backup linebacker with a DUI and stolen vehicle charge. Wish we still had Odell to help thug us ups s’more…

Hey 5.0 guy—

You have a permit for that thing? ‘Cause you know I’ll turn your ass in if you don’t, blood or no. Besides, my brother is a lawyer. He may be your brother too but I got dibs.

Love, Sis

Biathlon, mothafucka!

Meanwhile, Rey Mellaluca is drinking Pina Colada’s at Trader Vic’s.
His hair is perfect. He owns the Police.

Clarett is getting seriously outlclassed by Webb in the “weapons cache” category.

Someone needs to help Dee out with the “I’m gonna be a millionaire soon” line.

4th round draft pick with a bad hobby usually doesn’t help the financial situation, unless he’s got a star recording artist in that shower of his.

For purposes of his street cred, image and kicking the fetal position slide habit, however, I strangely hope Chris Leak is somehow involved with the gun play.

He may or may not be working hard on his education in order to have something to fall back on in case his millionaire NFL gig turns Ryan Leafy, but if he is not then no problem, as he can now fall back on the role of Rosewood in the future feature film ‘Beverly Hills Cop 38’.

Tookes reportedly fired the shot… perfect

http://www.palmbeachpost.com/sports/content/sports/epaper/2006/02/16/a11c_uf_0216.html

Yall need to get off my boy. Stuff happens at times we absolutely have no control of. Aint none of yall perfect. Its easy to blame someone else for some b.s. Insted we should be focusing on the fact that no one was hurt. My boy has a bright future, and with that, I wish him the best.

Yeah, he’s definitely got a future with Jayson Williams. How whack did his trial end up too? He was found innocent of murdering the limo driver, but found guilty of covering up the murder of his limo driver. And apparently, Jayson also had a history; he told one of his former NBA-friends to shoot his own dog, and handed him a shotgun. His friend looked at him like he was insane and said he wouldn’t do it. So Jayson shot the dog himself, turned the shotgun on his friend, and told him to bury the dog – or he was next. Good grief.