URBAN MEYER: VOTING DEMOCRAT IN NEXT GOVERNOR'S ELECTION?

by Orson on Feb 10, 2006 1:38 PM EST

Urban Meyer's stalkeriffic sales jobs on recruits--and his frenetic text messaging of recruits--drove FSU to new competitive lows techniques this year, including the calling in of a political favor from Governor Jeb Bush for FSU prez T.K. Weatherell. Jeb Bush texted VHT Myron Rolle, who eventually committed to FSU on February 1st, saying that he'd like to "hook up with" Rolle next time when he got to Tallahassee.

Meyer's wondering whose ass he's got to kick to get a little reciprocation in the "Governors booking hot jungle fever action via text messaging" wars:

I want to meet the governor, and tell him that last time I checked, the University of Florida is a state institution, too, said Meyer, who was also recruiting Rolle.

We're hoping Jeb actually extends his relationship with Florida State, even entrusting his own daughter to show FSU recruits around campus on official visits. That would suit our purposes perfectly.

We're hoping for a promotion to "Nole-getter" for Noelle.

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My eyes are now bleeding from looking at that picture. Thanks a lot.

by gatorbeta on Feb 10, 2006 1:46 PM EST reply actions

J-DawG: N03113 1s teh h0tt13!!!11 OMG BFFL MYRON

by bitterhorn on Feb 10, 2006 1:49 PM EST reply actions

I’m going to say…..hittable. Can’t a man be attracted to power?

by NoleinTexas on Feb 10, 2006 1:58 PM EST reply actions

She does have a quizzical, come-hither look about her. That could be “intoxicated vulnerability,” too.

by Orson Swindle on Feb 10, 2006 2:04 PM EST reply actions

Bring back Gov. Bob Martinez… not to be confused with Bob Gomez. He can stay gone.

by Philly Gator on Feb 10, 2006 2:04 PM EST reply actions

Not to mention, she almost certainly would let you do a line off her ass.

by bitterhorn on Feb 10, 2006 2:12 PM EST reply actions

i’m pretty sure jeb can’t run again, right? i think we have term limits. and while i often have a hard time finding good things to say about republicans, i am encouraged by the fact that many of them seem to hate the bushies despite their political affiliation.

by adam on Feb 10, 2006 2:13 PM EST reply actions

What’s up with the crazey right eye?

by rjm on Feb 10, 2006 2:18 PM EST reply actions

I second the motion of adding spell check for year too.

by rjm on Feb 10, 2006 2:27 PM EST reply actions

I find it hard to believe that Jenna/NotJenna came from a gene pool even in the same vicinity as Noelle. The twins may be dumber than a bag of hair, but at least they’re hot. Noelle, on the other hand, I wouldn’t touch with Orson’s.

by Doug on Feb 10, 2006 2:33 PM EST reply actions

Yeah, Jeb! is not running again. It’s going to be Toni Jennings or Charlie Crist.

by Joe on Feb 10, 2006 2:33 PM EST reply actions

What is that on her neck? Tatoo? Bruise from being grabbed by her man? Beginnings of a goatee? Just a shadow?

Definitely hittable in a fond recollection of your darkest days kind of way.

by YMB on Feb 10, 2006 2:37 PM EST reply actions

Can someone explain the mugshot/tale of woe to a poor redneck from maryland?

by CK on Feb 10, 2006 2:39 PM EST reply actions

Noelle, daughter of Jeb, had a bad pill problem a few years back. This was from 2003.

by Orson Swindle on Feb 10, 2006 2:40 PM EST reply actions

she looks like picture 3 of a ten shot series on meth addiction.

by CK on Feb 10, 2006 2:45 PM EST reply actions

Yep – I think she’d even do nasal for some Benadryl.

by NoleinTexas on Feb 10, 2006 2:46 PM EST reply actions

Nawww, that’s just the “oh shit!” look from sobering up in the back of a cop car.

Ummm, or so I’ve heard.

by bitterhorn on Feb 10, 2006 2:49 PM EST reply actions

Wow – this secret govenment surveillance story has some meat to it. Within minutes of my posting that Noelle was hittable, my whole network “inexplicably” shut down. Consider yourself warned.

by YMB on Feb 10, 2006 3:05 PM EST reply actions

I’ve never thought that Jenna/notJenna were all that hot, either, BTW.

by Auburn Fan on Feb 10, 2006 3:10 PM EST reply actions

I’m not sure which is scarier, waking up next to that or having to play South Carolina in another athletic event this year.

by Philly Gator on Feb 10, 2006 3:20 PM EST reply actions

A question to the Gator fans out there, What do you do when your governor shows up to an event in his “bandwagon” Orange and Blue Blazer at the NCAA tournament or the next BIG game he decides to attend? Do you welcome him with open arms or do you go cool kids before they get burned to a crisp in the movie Carrie and pour pigs blood on him from the top row of Ben Hill-Griffin like any good Mountaineer fan would? The conundrums……

by brain on Feb 10, 2006 3:41 PM EST reply actions

Does Jeb were that Fishgirl Quinn type Split jacket during Gator-Nole games?

by brain on Feb 10, 2006 3:49 PM EST reply actions

I believe Noelle was busted for Xanax or some prescription stuff. I’m sure that was the only thing she was on at the time.

by Stranko Montana on Feb 10, 2006 3:50 PM EST reply actions

From what I understand, both Leon and Alachua counties are Democratic hotbeds in the FLA. It’d prolly behoove Jebbie Boy to stick to recruiting Cuban thugs for the Coral Gables 2LiveCrew (new Miami QB Tony Montana: “The Noles and Gators are a bunch of cock-a-roaches!”). Then again, he could be pulling that bipartisan jungle fever thing with an eye to the ’08 presidential race.

by Newspaper Hack on Feb 10, 2006 4:44 PM EST reply actions