MUSTACHE WEDNESDAY: GUNTHER
We sit on material sometimes–often for months–just waiting for the right time to use it. Now, in the jet wash that’s been left by the advent of signing day, the scarcity of news has forced our hand, and we must use a mustache of the day we’ve had in pocket for long while now. We present our mustache of the day: Gunther, the Swedish singer and author of “Tra La La (The Ding Dong Song)” and his mustache-less Sunshine Girls.
Tra la la la. Click here to listen to Gunther’s good very much music.
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Doug says:
Surely you’re not going to spend the entire first post-Super-Bowl-XL Wednesday without making even one mention of what is (at least for the moment) the most prolific ’stache in the country, that of Bill Cowher? Incidentally, this would also reinvigorate the big-screen “Magnum, P.I.” casting debate, because it occurred to me as grinnin’ Bill got the Gatorade dunk Sunday night that he would make a perfect Magnum.
February 8th, 2006 at 11:20 am
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PSUrob says:
Up in NYC, we don’t get to use our Mullet Radar as often as you good ole boys in the south, so it took me a couple of seconds to notice. But there it is:
MULLET!!!
We can only assume he’s wearing jean shorts and the two bimbos enjoy mustache rides!
February 8th, 2006 at 11:42 am
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LSUFan says:
I’m not sure where his left hand is, but by the look on the blond’s face, she knows exactly where it is.
February 8th, 2006 at 11:53 am
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LSUFan says:
Upon further inspection, if they ever do a Swedish porn version of Magnum… never mind.
February 8th, 2006 at 11:58 am
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bucksin06 says:
That guys looks like a UF fan, and his two ladies look like some skanks he picked up at the Orange and Brew.
February 8th, 2006 at 12:01 pm
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Orson Swindle says:
And this coming from a Buckeyes fan? From the state that keeps REO Speedwagon alive singlehandedly?
February 8th, 2006 at 1:40 pm
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Orson Swindle says:
And after watching the video, who WOULDN’T adopt Gunther into their fanbase. Tra la la la…
February 8th, 2006 at 1:41 pm
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JacketDan says:
It’s good to see my highschool guidance counselor was able to sell his old glasses to somebody.
February 8th, 2006 at 1:44 pm
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bitterhorn says:
Any team would be proud to have that euro launching urine bombs from the upper deck.
I’m guessing without a wax job the alleged blonde has a thicker ’stache than Goonter.
February 8th, 2006 at 2:15 pm
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bucksin06 says:
REO Speedwagon huh? That is just about as bad as that old stale Tom Petty and Lynyrd Skynyrd that all those rednecks down there in north Florida keep listening to wearing jean shorts and driving IROC’s. PLAY SOME FREE BIRD MAN, WHEW YEAH!!
February 8th, 2006 at 2:18 pm
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LSUFan says:
You dare attack “Freebird”? Look it’s all fun and games ’til you speak irrevrently towards Lynyrd Skynyrd.
How ’bout this… You stop attacking Southern rock and we won’t make fun of your baggy, animal printed workout pants, or the creapy way your women come on to us when they visit for bowl games — I mean seriously, it’s like they’ve never seen a twenty dollar bill before.
February 8th, 2006 at 2:35 pm
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Lion4Life says:
haha- Its great when the buckeyes lose their cool on mustache Wednesday.
February 8th, 2006 at 2:41 pm
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brain says:
Guys, all I have to say about this is that it’s HOT, HOT, HOT!!!
February 8th, 2006 at 2:47 pm
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Orson Swindle says:
They do tend to lose it first, L4L. But it doesn’t mean he’s not right, which was exactly our point: we both live and die with schools firmly rooted in quality white trash milieus.
With that conceded, “Free Bird” kicks “Riding the Storm Out”’s ass any day of the week, and the ghost of Ronnie Van Zant would wipe the floor with the living, perm-headed Kevin Cronin. He’d then write a song called “Wipin’ the Floor with Kev” to celebrate the occasion, and duck back to his corner of heaven stocked with whiskey fountains, handguns, and flat-assed, huge-breasted white girls with big hair in bikinis.
February 8th, 2006 at 2:51 pm
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Philly Gator says:
Bucksin06′
I guess one of these days, Floridians will have to accept the fact that musical stalwarts Petty and Skynyrd can’t compete with talents like Ohio’s own, Lil’ Bow Wow.
Similarly, we’ll have to get used to hanging out on the beach with our tanned, surgically enhanced super model women since we won’t have that Cleveland eye candy to keep us company at the downtown Pierogi Palace.
Finally, we’ll eventually have to concede that the basic tenets of reading, writing and arithmetic*, as opposed to staying within the lines, connecting the dots and not eating the paste, are vastly overrated, making our UF degree vastly inferior to those coming out of Columbus.
Thank you for showing us the light.
* Ask Larry Grant about that one.
February 8th, 2006 at 2:52 pm
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bucksin06 says:
Just because a woman lives in Florida and tan does not mean she is very attractive. Women in north Florida, “gator country,” may as well be from Arkansas with their teased hair and acid wash jeans. Most of those women in Florida older than 30 have skin similar to that of an old catchers mitt. As for the value of your UF leisure studies degree, please, go back to sitting in your high chair making sure no one drowns and the water is shark free. OSU is much more acadmically renowned than UF. Here that engine sputter sounds like a plane is headed for the swamp. If I leave here tomorrow would you still remember me?
February 8th, 2006 at 3:11 pm
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Orson Swindle says:
We’ll let others shoot down the factually inaccurate claims in your post, bucks, and simply state that yes, the water is crystal clear from where we’re sitting. But we could care less about the sharks–they gotta eat too, right? Have you been on I-75 lately? Like thinning the herd is such a bad thing…
Thank god for wireless on the beach. It covers the pleas of the drowning so well.
February 8th, 2006 at 3:17 pm
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bitterhorn says:
Every woman I’ve ever met from Ohio was gorgeous. I’m grateful to the bucks for exporting them to Texas.
February 8th, 2006 at 3:31 pm
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LSUFan says:
bucksin06
Since you insist on turning this into a mental p1ssing contest, let me start by bringing your spelling up to the level of us simple Southerners… When asking someone if they “Here that engine sputter..” try using the word “Hear”. Sure, we can use the available context clues to understand the meaning of that sentence, but if you are going to pride yourself on academia, you should at least make propper use of the Eglish language.
Second, it’s called humidity, it’s what keeps our women looking younger than your women (that and an occasional salad).
February 8th, 2006 at 3:33 pm
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Philly Gator says:
Bucks,
Some reading for your viewing pleasure.
http://www.usnews.com/usnews/edu/college/rankings/brief/natudoc/tier1/t1natudoc_brief.php
Congrats on a tie for 6th in the Big Ten (11)!!! Well Done!!! That degree should come in handy when cleaning out all those Igloo coolers after the game.
As far as arguing between Florida-Ohio women, that’s a fool’s errand if I ever heard one. It’s like arguing over filet mignon and a fluffer-nutter.
P.S. I realize insulting fluffer-nutters has now opened the floodgates to a deluge of statewide Ohio hate.
February 8th, 2006 at 3:39 pm
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LSUFan says:
Fluffer-nutters are a food? I thought that was the name of those baggy-animal print workout pants. Thanks Philly, you just saved me a lifetime’s worth of embarrasement at this years UT/OSU game!
February 8th, 2006 at 3:50 pm
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Philly Gator says:
Fluffer-nutters are what keep all those Columbus coeds lookin’ so fine. I believe marshmellow is the 6th basic food group in the state.
Point of note… Ohio is Iroqois for “large”. Coincidence?
February 8th, 2006 at 3:57 pm
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Doug says:
“OSU is much more acadmically renowned than UF.”
Yeah, U.S. News & World Report ranked your golf and AIDS-awareness programs in the top 10 in the nation — I hear that’s what made Katzenmoyer decide to stay as long as he did.
Seriously, dude, the implicit assumptions that 1) the discrepancy in “academic renown” is big enough to even be worth mentioning and that 2) the average Florida fan gives one-tenth of a flying shit make that about the silliest statement I’ve ever read in a blog comment.
February 8th, 2006 at 3:58 pm
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bucksin06 says:
I love this. Let me state the fact that I did not attend OSU undergrad, only business school, which happens to be ranked ahead of all of your hillbilly academies such as LSU, Florida, or Penn St. Case Western was a also another fairly well respected learning institution which I attended. By the way LSUFan it is ENGLISH, not Eglish. Turn up that Skynyrd, I cannot hear it with those loud pipes coming out of your 1989 Chevy Silverado with the Git R Done sticker on the back.
February 8th, 2006 at 4:02 pm
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PSUrob says:
Penn State #48! That means we can stay above the tOSU/UF fray while you guys duke it out for 50th place!
February 8th, 2006 at 4:03 pm
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Doug says:
The guy who used the word “acadmically” busting someone else’s nads for “Eglish”? I love where this is headed . . .
“Hey, I actually received my degree from someplace other than LSU . . . ”
“Ha ha! You forgot the cardinal rule — i before e! PWN3D!”
“Except after c, motherfucker!!!11!!1!”
“Oh yeah? Well ‘c’ this, asshole!”
(gats drawn; shooting commences)
February 8th, 2006 at 4:38 pm
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LSUFan says:
WHAT?!?!?!? CAN YOU GUYS SPEAK UP? I CAN”T HEAR SH1T WITH THESE LOUD PIPES COMING OUT OF MY ‘89 SILVERADO… YOU KNOW, THE ONE WITH THE “GIT’R DONE STICKER ON THE BACK”.
Oh wait, never mind… I forgot that I was actually reading this page and not listening to it!
Carry on.
February 8th, 2006 at 4:44 pm
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Orson Swindle says:
And that’s the fun part about someone arguing for the sake of arguing. For example, we could cite that Georgia and Vandy–when they’re not chasing pigs off the quadrangles or suffering from pellagra–both boast MBA schools with higher rankings than OSU’s. But that’s not important here.
We could also mention that OSU DOES indeed have a fine MBA program, and that rankings don’t matter that much once you start putting nose to grindstone. Again, not important.
Wee cud awlso pont owt tht speling on the interweb is hardd, and that some of our finest thinkers–Stranko, for instance–have great difficulty cranking out a flawless paragraph with any consistency.
The important part to remember here is that we’re Southern, and that is bad all the time in every circumstance. Glad we could clarify here.
February 8th, 2006 at 4:53 pm
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Lion4Life says:
Wow Orson wrote back to me! I have achieved my dream. Now I can die in peace.
Seriously this is the best. blog. ever.
February 8th, 2006 at 4:54 pm
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Orson Swindle says:
Hey, it’s the people’s blog. Like the “Democratic People’s Republic of Korea,” actually, which means you all should start eating grass soup at gunpoint and supplying your Fearless Leader with bottomless glasses of cognac NOW!!!
February 8th, 2006 at 5:01 pm
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Philly Gator says:
Bucks,
Case (how much you have to drink before hooking up with 99% of the women on campus) Western (part of the U.S.A. that the “hot” one percent hail from). A fine insitution rockin’ outta’ the Mistake on the Lake.
Cleveland and Columbus… now that’s God’s Country right there!!!
February 8th, 2006 at 5:17 pm
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Stranko Montana says:
Spelling is a handicap, don’t discriminate.
February 8th, 2006 at 5:26 pm
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Orson Swindle says:
Howe culd we?
February 8th, 2006 at 5:41 pm
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nastynati says:
I must say I enjoy this friendly banter. I am from Cincinnati but live just over the mason dixon line in Kentucky. Yes, to my LSU man, Cincinnati and Kentucky border each other. I walked my ass over the Ohio river to the “South” and then drove an extra 500 miles to attend the U of S. Carolina. I have heavily drank at the likes of OSU, U of cincy, Indiania, Newcastle in England, Georgia, Florida, Clempson and Tenn and others.
I have developed a theory about southern and northern girls. The girls are beautiful and plentiful at all of these schools…there are just more blondes in the south. Way to go southerners. The Northern girls are rough around the edges and are louder and more outgoing with their “slutiness” Southern girls are more reserved but are equally as slutty…it just takes a little more alcohol and possibly some cocaine. Either way we working towards the same goal of drunken unprotected sex with college ladies. Or is everyone on this site 30 or so?? Still we work towards the same goal.
February 8th, 2006 at 6:16 pm
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rob says:
Everyone should lay off bucksin06. He went to a great grad school, but it’s not his fault he failed Shit Talking 101–you need talent to pass that class.
February 8th, 2006 at 6:20 pm
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Orson Swindle says:
Or fantasize about working toward that same goal, nastynati, while playing a vigorous game of NCAA 2005 with two HBCs.
February 8th, 2006 at 6:23 pm
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Philly Gator says:
I’ve noticed a cessation of Bucksin06’s moronic blurbs. I believe the i.q. quotient just went up 50 points. Must be lacing up his saktes for the graveyard shift at Sonic.
I fear another verble asalt mae be comming mi wae toomarow.
February 8th, 2006 at 6:26 pm
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PSUrob says:
Philly Gator…BucksIn06 has an MBA – He gets the day shift at Sonic.
February 8th, 2006 at 6:31 pm
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Nate says:
Some of those girls could touch my tra la la, but some I wouldn’t want within 10 kilometers of my ding ding dong.
And really–were the shots of his ass at the beginning, or the hairless swedish dudes in hotpants, necessary at all? I’m thinking…no. Show us more of the two chicks making out, please.
February 9th, 2006 at 12:17 am
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socalirish says:
That blonde girl has a nose that looks like she could pry cats out from under a bed.
February 10th, 2006 at 2:49 am
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NDdocta says:
I grew up in the Tampa Bay area but spent a great deal of time in the state of Ohio in grad school (after my ND years). Now I’m a doc who hires other docs. Here’s my take- UF better for undergrad. OSU pretty darn good for graduate degrees…not so much for undergrad. Women in Florida vs. Buckeye gals- no contest. Florida in a landslide. Yes, more of ‘em are blonde (a GOOD thing). But they’re skinnier as well. Something about living in a place where you never don coats/sweatshirts/etc and always have your body on display to lend itself to dramatically thinner womenfolk. God bless the sunshine state.
February 10th, 2006 at 11:13 pm
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dw says:
You are ugly. Change your face
October 26th, 2006 at 8:35 am