OFFSEASON TOMFOOLERY: MZONE ON AUBURN'S WAR...ER, TIGER?

by Orson on Jan 31, 2006 8:51 AM EST

Rage on, Auburn fans. But you know this is fucking funny. You just know it is:

Nightmares. We'll have them for a month after this.

Check out the explanation at MZone.

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But where is the cow parts?

by KILL-EM-ALL on Jan 31, 2006 10:35 AM EST reply actions

We (Auburn) are currently working with the cow parts to somehow fuse them to the DNA of “The Bear” so Alabama can have a chance in the future against us. Those pictures are pretty funny though the tiger head on the bird body is flat out creepy. And we dont hold it against uga fans that they cant even spell the word DOGS correctly I guess they never got past CAT in their schooling.

by Mark Twain on Jan 31, 2006 10:56 AM EST reply actions

Well, it is hard not to mention “Auburn” and “cow parts” in the same sentence. I hear Shula had it with the way the o-line played this year (though people said it would be weak from day one — it’s a fucking miracle it didn’t start falling apart ‘til the Miss. State game), and he’s got some 7-4, 400-pound 18-year old sumo stud from Japan that’s going to commit tomorrow. I hear ESPNEWS bought super-wide lenses just for the signing.

by Newspaper Hack on Jan 31, 2006 1:21 PM EST reply actions