RUSTY COCKLORD PULLS A CLASSIC
Uber-recruit Rusty Cocklord pulls a theatrical recruiting stunt for the ages, and the House Rock Built is all over it.
Cocklord shortly before pulling a dick move switheroo.
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1
Mark Twain says:
Can anyone explain what this kid did?
Nothing shows more class than at the US Army All Star Game when the kids would pick up one hat and drop it then another and so on and so forth until they finally picked up the shocker of all USC hat or Florida I agree that these kids are doing too much.
January 26th, 2006 at 1:47 pm
2
Orson Swindle says:
Rusty is, shall we say, unique. Unique=fake.
January 26th, 2006 at 1:50 pm
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jj says:
it wasn’t Rusty, it was his little brother Buddy. Buddy Cocklord.
January 26th, 2006 at 2:44 pm
4
LSUFan says:
Upon closer inspection, that wasn’t an emergency chute, it was actually the shirt of an overly aggressive Coach Fullmer jumping out of the plane after the young Cocklord. When his enormous shirt caught the jet stream, it created a parachute effect.
January 26th, 2006 at 5:29 pm
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Mike says:
LSUFan – thanks for the laugh!!!
January 26th, 2006 at 7:11 pm
6
bitterhorn says:
The legend of the Cocklord clan doesn’t let a little thing like being fictional stand in their way. I imagine their great-grandpappy Jebediah Gaylord Cocklord would be proud of them boys.
January 26th, 2006 at 7:38 pm
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paulwesterdawg says:
my friend that headline just signed you up for all sorts of nasty search engine traffic.
Someone found my site yesterday searching for:
“World’s Largest Cock Contest” using an obscure search engine.
Boy were they in for a disappointment. lol.
January 26th, 2006 at 9:21 pm
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paulwesterdawg says:
By disappointment, I mean..
that’s my OTHER blog.
(insert chuckle from ex-girlfriend here)
January 26th, 2006 at 9:21 pm
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Nate says:
Buddy wanted to go to UF, but his girlfriend, Halotta Fagina, had enrolled at UT.
January 27th, 2006 at 12:35 am
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RedTide says:
No Silly Nate, Buddy decided to go because his sister, Smokalotta Cocklord signed a basketball scholarship with Pat Summitt.
January 27th, 2006 at 2:00 pm
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bitterhorn says:
And so it goes…
January 30th, 2006 at 5:51 pm