RUSTY COCKLORD PULLS A CLASSIC
by Orson on Jan 26, 2006 12:20 PM EST
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PrintUber-recruit Rusty Cocklord pulls a theatrical recruiting stunt for the ages, and the House Rock Built is all over it.
Cocklord shortly before pulling a dick move switheroo.
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Can anyone explain what this kid did?
Nothing shows more class than at the US Army All Star Game when the kids would pick up one hat and drop it then another and so on and so forth until they finally picked up the shocker of all USC hat or Florida I agree that these kids are doing too much.
by Mark Twain on Jan 26, 2006 12:47 PM EST reply actions
Rusty is, shall we say, unique. Unique=fake.
by Orson Swindle on Jan 26, 2006 12:50 PM EST reply actions
it wasn’t Rusty, it was his little brother Buddy. Buddy Cocklord.
by jj on Jan 26, 2006 1:44 PM EST reply actions
Upon closer inspection, that wasn’t an emergency chute, it was actually the shirt of an overly aggressive Coach Fullmer jumping out of the plane after the young Cocklord. When his enormous shirt caught the jet stream, it created a parachute effect.
by LSUFan on Jan 26, 2006 4:29 PM EST reply actions
The legend of the Cocklord clan doesn’t let a little thing like being fictional stand in their way. I imagine their great-grandpappy Jebediah Gaylord Cocklord would be proud of them boys.
by bitterhorn on Jan 26, 2006 6:38 PM EST reply actions
my friend that headline just signed you up for all sorts of nasty search engine traffic.
Someone found my site yesterday searching for:
“World’s Largest Cock Contest” using an obscure search engine.
Boy were they in for a disappointment. lol.
by paulwesterdawg on Jan 26, 2006 8:21 PM EST reply actions
By disappointment, I mean..
that’s my OTHER blog.
(insert chuckle from ex-girlfriend here)
by paulwesterdawg on Jan 26, 2006 8:21 PM EST reply actions
Buddy wanted to go to UF, but his girlfriend, Halotta Fagina, had enrolled at UT.
by Nate on Jan 26, 2006 11:35 PM EST reply actions
No Silly Nate, Buddy decided to go because his sister, Smokalotta Cocklord signed a basketball scholarship with Pat Summitt.
by RedTide on Jan 27, 2006 1:00 PM EST reply actions
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