RON MEXICO COMES TO LITTLE BRO’S DEFENSE
Mexico believes that Virginia Tech has “over reacted” by giving Marcus the boot following an obvious attempt to injure Elvis Dumervil during the Gator Bowl. According to the elder Mexico, “He didn’t do anything wrong. The world will all know when the truth comes out.” Either Mexico didn’t hear about the whole underage girl thing, the brandishing the fire arm thing, and didn’t see the obviously intentional spiking of Dumervil or he too is a colosal douche. We’re leaning towards the latter.

Ron Mexico seen here mentoring his oft framed little brother.












1
Michael Vick is as poor as a defender of his brother as he is an NFL QB. Please, STFU.
Comment by dragonash — January 26, 2006 @ 8:53 am
2
These two are rediculous. Mike Vick = Randall Cunningham and Marcus is simply a piece of crap riding on his brother’s name.
Comment by LSUFan — January 26, 2006 @ 10:17 am
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As an Eagles fan, it blows my mind that people say Michael Vick is at Randall Cunningham’s level. Here’s some stats for ya…From 1988-1990, he threw for over 3000 yards and 20 TD’s and ran for over 600. He had 942 rushing yards one year. And then there was the 1998 year with the Vikings. If it wasn’t for Gary Anderson, they would’ve been in the Super Bowl. Cunningham battled about as many injuries as Vick, but he was a far superior QB.
And what to make of Bill Musgrave becoming the QB coach? He was the OC at UVA for Matt Schaub and Vick’s pissed they didn’t talk to him before the hire.
Comment by Ian — January 26, 2006 @ 10:53 am
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I wonder what “truth” he’s referring to, the suspended license driving challenge, stomping on Elvis, or going Scarface in a Mickey D’s parking lot?
Maybe Va Tech should have traded Little to Sacramento.
Comment by bitterhorn — January 26, 2006 @ 11:02 am
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That’s way too much credit. Michael Vick couldn’t carry Cunningham’s jock (mainly for fear of further spreading the herpes virus).
Comment by IndyIrish — January 26, 2006 @ 11:24 am
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“He didn’t do anything wrong” = “I did not have sexual relations with that woman”
Anyone else see the comparison?
Comment by Comanda — January 26, 2006 @ 11:29 am
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Ron Mexico and Hank Bosnia are just misunderstood. No one “gets” them.
Comment by Gob Bluth — January 26, 2006 @ 12:31 pm
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IF HE HAD HERPES ALL OF YA’LL WOULD STILL SUCK HIS D**K
Comment by Courtney — May 3, 2006 @ 4:40 pm