FULMER CUP ILLUSTRATED

by Orson on Jan 24, 2006 2:38 PM EST

The Fulmer Cup will be handed out to the lucky program demonstrating an utter and total lack of institutional control over the offseason--but what will it look like? Reader Big Mike took a stab at it, and so far we're liking it. Other Farkers of note, we implore you: do your worst and submit it to us.

Mike's proposal may be seen below the jump.

The Cheedum-prints are what kill us.

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It is beautiful.

by Stranko Montana on Jan 24, 2006 3:10 PM EST reply actions

I don’t think I can top that.

Maybe you should ask Joel from View from Rocky Top to create an “Animated Race to the Fulmer Cup.”

by Kanka on Jan 24, 2006 3:47 PM EST reply actions

It’s nice, but I think it misses on symbolism. The Fulmer Cup is not given for outstanding feats of gluttony, but rather for consistent performance on the police blotter. As such, I think the cup needs a couple of gats, a dime bag, etc.; you get the idea.

by IndyIrish on Jan 24, 2006 4:14 PM EST reply actions

…Maybe a pair of handcuffs draped over the handle…

by Chris on Jan 24, 2006 4:19 PM EST reply actions

Maybe a bullet hole?

by Gob Bluth on Jan 24, 2006 4:45 PM EST reply actions

…and empty bottles of Tennessee whiskey…

by Tommy Gee on Jan 24, 2006 4:47 PM EST reply actions

Maybe a mug shot of ODB on the side?

by rjm on Jan 24, 2006 4:48 PM EST reply actions

The Krispy Kreme should have a big bite taken out of it. And where’s the economy sized bottle of Rolaids©?

by bitterhorn on Jan 24, 2006 4:53 PM EST reply actions

These suggestions are great… but the cheetos prints must stay… this is non-negotiable.

by Stranko Montana on Jan 24, 2006 5:00 PM EST reply actions

Seconded. But the suggestions are fantastic. The picture of ODB on the side might be the coup de grace.

by Orson Swindle on Jan 24, 2006 5:03 PM EST reply actions

The cheeto prints were the first thing I noticed. Freaking brilliant. I think there has to be a nip or two of Jack Daniels in there somewhere.

by TRCuse on Jan 24, 2006 5:57 PM EST reply actions

Low Rent IMO But what the heck. I have a site full of punks and clowns with your same POV

by Plumbervol on Jan 24, 2006 6:03 PM EST reply actions

Maybe a vhs copy of the 12th season of Law and Order

by Mike on Jan 24, 2006 7:10 PM EST reply actions

I’ll look to add some of this stuff to it. Criminal references are needed.

Basically I just started with the trophy and said “What would it look like if Fulmer won it and held on to it for awhile?”

by BIGMIKE on Jan 24, 2006 8:20 PM EST reply actions

I think the base should look like Alcatraz to more accurately depict the symbolism of the award AND who knows maybe Fullmer will go back-to-back in 2006.

by Oracle on Jan 24, 2006 8:24 PM EST reply actions