VINCE YOUNG: YOU COULD DIP HIS BALLS IN IT.

Did ‘The State’ ever make it out to DVD? That would be the gift that keeps on giving.

I’m pretty sure I used to hear all the time about how “USC owns VY’s balls”. Maybe that was “USC pwns VYz BBALLZ LOL”, which is, like, totally different.

I thought I was the only one who watched The State.

From The State’s website circa 2/4/05: “There is still no release date from MTV Home video for the State DVD collection. All we know is there are many people at MTV, Viacom and other places diligently working every day, trying to cut through the red tape. When we hear ANYTHING we’ll post it right here.”

What a great show…I used to tape over PORN so I wouldn’t miss The State.

“240 dollars, worth of puddin’ Awwwwww yeah.”

I’m unclear if $240 was indeed the amount, but if you watched the show you get the reference.

Oh, yeah. That and “Porcupine Racetrack” cracked our shit up.

“We love the tacos, really. They’re great tacos. It’s just… we’d like the mail.”

Muppets. Sooooo tasty.

My favorite The State skit was the one with Carl the poor kid being berated by his boss in front of all of the customers at a fast food place.

That or the sea monkeys.

CHICKEN SANDWICH, CARL!!!!!
WHEN THE CUSTOMER ASKS FOR A GRAPE SODA, YOU GIVE THE CUSTOMER A GRAPE SODA, CARL!!! [pours non-grape-soda on Carl’s head] WHOOOO!!

My favorite skit was the kid’s show pitch to network executives “Blueberry Muffins in the Morning” with the would-be host who was painted blue and had blue hair. The network suits kept suggesting Richard Dreyfuss to play Blueberry Muffins, despite the pitchman’s protests. It ended with the seminal line “WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE? CAN’T YOU REALIZE THAT I LOOK LIKE A FUCKING BLUEBERRY!!!!!”

I! WANT! WANDA!

Also, I’m aware of my … pants…

Louie. I never though my friends and I were the only ones that watched The State, I should have guessed I’d find others here.

We love the tacos. That will never fail to get me, til the day I die.

One word: nerds

Wow Bill… You’re a fucking dick!

You need to sit your ass down on the – LOOOVE SEAT

AAAAAWWWWWWWWW YEAH.

Bill, seriously—stop posting. You responded to every single post yesterday in volume, and each response made less and less sense.

Don’t make us do the lame things moderators have to do to keep the quality of the content up. If you’d like a forum for doing whatever it is you do, there’s plenty of space elsewhere for that. But as of right now, you’re not doing it here.

Wasn’t it 250 “pounds” of puddin’? My fave was the cool dad with the dick son… “I’m outta heeeeerrrrrreeee”.