SO YOU’RE GOING TO PLAY FOR THE ORGERON…
Brent Schaeffer’s going to play for the Orgeron, and we wish him luck in his endeavors at Ole Miss. Remember, if you punch someone in a scuffle in a dorm, make sure you cover the cameras with gum or hairspray first. Oh, and you may want to read The House That Rock Built’s booklet on “So You’re Going To Play For The Orgeron”












1
Where’s the “Ron Ogre” t-shirts?
Comment by Whohah — January 23, 2006 @ 6:24 pm
2
As a Rebel, I appreciate the shout out given to the Orgeron here. He’s done a great job recruiting this year, but you’ll have to admit that he’s way too easy of a target. The caveman-eat-your-children-and-spit-on-your-wife personification is just too easy. All in good fun.
Comment by rebel84 — January 23, 2006 @ 6:42 pm
3
Any references to the real Orgeron have long since gone by the wayside here. He’s morphed into something between the Incredible Hulk and Hacksaw Jim Duggan.
Comment by Orson Swindle — January 23, 2006 @ 6:44 pm
4
I think we should have an “Evil Genuis” showdown each year between L’Orgeron and Spurrier until one of them leaves for greener pastures.
Comment by Newspaper Hack — January 23, 2006 @ 11:36 pm
5
I have some advice for anyone that would be paid…I mean play within the realms of amatuer sport as monitored by the NCAA for Ed Orgeron.
Anytime you are in a room with Ed Orgeron and at least one chair is present, get face down on the ground and pray you don’t get hit.
Comment by The Spirit of Bill Oliver — January 24, 2006 @ 3:27 am
6
Within five years Ole Miss will be on probation and the Orgeron will have been released back into its native swamp-bar habitat
Comment by matt — January 24, 2006 @ 9:33 am
7
Hacksaw was very cool. The Orgeron probably picks his teeth with a 2X4.
Comment by Cre — January 24, 2006 @ 2:01 pm