Scene: A woman in a Virginia Tech jersey strolls the shore, looking wistfully out at the rolling surf. A piano plinks away against a wash of strings, and a voice begins to speak: “Do you sometimes feel less than fresh? Sometimes every woman does…” And then this image fades into the screen, reminding everyone that hell hath no wrath like a college football fan…(Thanks to Jon, a VT fan who won’t forgive easily)