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Around SBN: Kentucky Football: Tee Martin Reportedly Leaving for USC

FOR THAT NOT SO FRESH FEELING...

Scene: A woman in a Virginia Tech jersey strolls the shore, looking wistfully out at the rolling surf. A piano plinks away against a wash of strings, and a voice begins to speak: "Do you sometimes feel less than fresh? Sometimes every woman does..." And then this image fades into the screen, reminding everyone that hell hath no wrath like a college football fan...(Thanks to Jon, a VT fan who won't forgive easily)

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Stomp out feminine odor!

by PSUrob on Jan 19, 2006 9:14 AM EST reply actions  

Appropriate, since New Mexico’s mere association with the VT program now has Hokie fans everywhere feeling a little unclean. (Or “tainted,” for anyone who saw Edd Helms on “The Daily Show” a couple nights ago.)

by Doug on Jan 19, 2006 9:35 AM EST reply actions  

I hear the taint is located between Capitol Hill and the Pentagon- I’m glad they cleared that up for me.

by italiangator on Jan 19, 2006 9:41 AM EST reply actions  

Is this the kind of douche that forces itself into the vagina?

by Ian on Jan 19, 2006 1:51 PM EST reply actions  

Ian — only if it’s 14 years old.

by Boo-Michigan on Jan 19, 2006 2:57 PM EST reply actions  

Ha, apparently the douche is getting more than the homers that run this pitiful site…

by Urban Minor on Jan 20, 2006 10:38 AM EST reply actions  

You’re right, Urban—we never have sex. EVER! Not even with hookers, who won’t take our money!

by Orson Swindle on Jan 20, 2006 10:42 AM EST reply actions  

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