NEW MASCOT FOR RAZORBACKS?
by Orson on Jan 12, 2006 10:04 AM EST
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PrintNot strictly college football, but imagine the applications...a night game in Fayetteville, Arkansas. Houston Nutt twitching crazily in the tunnel along with his team. The whiskey chugging crowd is already at a fever pitch when the lights shut out, the crashing notes of "War Pigs" by Black Sabbath crank through the speakers, and the Razorbacks charge out of the tunnel led by a team of glow-in-the-dark battle hogs. Think we've been nipping at the cough syrup a bit too frequently this morning? Think again.
This should give your subconscious nightmare fodder for days. You're welcome.
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Speaking of Arkansas…have you seen this?
The Casey Clausen comment is golden:
Go to UT. Look at me now….the “Ice Man”. Cool name, huh. All the women love it when I click my teeth like the part in Top Gun. Anyways, I talked to Heath Shuler the other day at Sonic about you but all he had to say is tips are slow these days but he cant wait til UT football and would love to see you in Orange. Andy Kelly and Tee Martin are now selling shoes at Pay Less here in Knoxville. Look at the success after football. Come be a part of UT history.
by Bill on Jan 12, 2006 10:07 AM EST reply actions
Holy Crap! That’s just Pepidemiology gone so (sooooeee?) wrong. There’s a joke there somewhere about GITD coeds, but it’s too early.
by bitterhorn on Jan 12, 2006 10:12 AM EST reply actions
Well, Arkansas may need glowing pigs to get folks in the gate now that Mitch Mustain has decommitted…
by The Contrarian on Jan 12, 2006 10:30 AM EST reply actions
You mean that’s not a photo of Mustain and his kinfolk? My bad.
by dragonash on Jan 12, 2006 8:11 PM EST reply actions
Is this an attempt by Ark sorority girls to be more easily noticed after nightfall?
by Kevin on Jan 12, 2006 9:19 PM EST reply actions
You want scary BBC link? How about the BBC’s broadcast in event of a nuclear war?
by rob on Jan 12, 2006 9:27 PM EST reply actions
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