WE ARE THE BOYS GETS ALL MATHY ON US

I was told there would be no math.

MATH??!! We don’t need no stickin’ math!!

By the way, assuming the moon was in its forth quarter, and Jupiter aligned with Mars, one may surmise that gravitational forces applicable to the longitudinal and lattitudinal variables in the general area of Tampa, Florida at the time in question would have acted upon the subject player such that even if he were not actually offside, it is entirely probable, if not scientifically certain, that the official responsible for the call would have observed a physical reality that was minutely altered from the physical reality as it existed at the exact location of the player in question. Thus, the official, relying upon input provided by his visual senses, would have based his decision upon a flawed reality that, while seemingly correct in his brain, was in fact inaccurate enough to fool both the official and the electronic devices used by the broadcasters. The end result; the player was offsides but not as much as the official thought and/or he was not offsides but moreso than the camera depicted. Either way, the final score remains the same.

Bonus question: Explain the universe and give two examples.

stinkin’ math….

I love this. All of my FSU buddies burnt out on their bowl loss have trumped the offsides call to epic proportions. All the sudden they’re Hawkeyes. Especially after C-USA’s statement of a mistake. Therefore, the permalink to WATB’s stinking math is, and will remain, on my facebook. I’ll go down with that trig ship anyday.