Comments on: OMG WE’RE BEHIND BOWL PREVIEWS

By: bitterhorn

bitterhorn — Tue, 03 Jan 2006 03:44:44 +0000

Ok, the ’sunbelt ref’ thing is going too far. That’s just not right. Besides, Bama took care of business, and there ain’t no column for ‘ugly’ (good thing).

I’d accept the stadium collapse, as long as the entire espn usc fellatio crew was in attendance and they were wiped out, too.

By: RowdyRoddyPiper

RowdyRoddyPiper — Sat, 31 Dec 2005 19:22:41 +0000

I think I figured out the moderation thing (different e-mail). I still stand by my previous denouncement.

By: RowdyRoddyPiper

RowdyRoddyPiper — Sat, 31 Dec 2005 19:20:41 +0000

awaiting moderation…awaiting moderation…I’ll fucking moderate you, you motherfucking pink-o cocksucker…you guys were serious about that Josef Stalin picture earlier.

PS. I was going to root for Texas but bitterhorn’s haiku has forced me to my original plan…rooting for total stadium collapse. Punching you in the mouth indeed…with a sun belt ref holding you against the ropes while Mr. Fuji throws salt in your eyes!!!

By: bitterhorn

bitterhorn — Sat, 31 Dec 2005 17:22:19 +0000

The Big 12 Conference
Punching you all in the mouth
Mediocrity

By: RowdyRoddyPiper

RowdyRoddyPiper — Sat, 31 Dec 2005 17:11:03 +0000

So…about that Peach Bowl preview. Did it contain anything about LSU taking the ‘Canes to the 7th Floor? Anything about how maybe you shouldn’t have a team where one of the players ended up shacking up with Fats Domino as a result of a hurricane, playing a team…well you know, called the Hurricanes? Yeeesh…Reuben Carter, stay the fuck outta Baton Rouge my friend. Divide the bitch by 14 and get their second half yardage.

Inre: Budd Dwyer…I was in third grade and either home because of snow or in service day. In Pittsburgh they had the press conference or footage thereof on uncensored during the day. I remember distinctly playing with my Castle Adventure Legos and watching this shit on TV. I haven’t really cared for Legos since.

By: rob

rob — Sat, 31 Dec 2005 07:03:56 +0000

Well, there’s only one thing to do. I’m getting forty six Gamecock fans and killing Brad Smith. Here is my seppuku haiku:

Up twenty one zip.
Independence rally.
Happy New Year.

By: SystemsDude

SystemsDude — Sat, 31 Dec 2005 02:23:24 +0000

More pseudo-defense of Mark May.

His “shining half-wit” du jour…Lou “Spitting Granny” Holtz.

At least when May is finished speaking, I don’t have to squeegee the inside of my TV screen.

By: SystemsDude

SystemsDude — Fri, 30 Dec 2005 22:29:41 +0000

I don’t know why, but Mark May just doesn’t trip my moron-o-meter. Perhaps it is because he is always overshadowed by some other shining half-wit. That reminds me, I’m going over to Wal-Mart later. Anybody want me to say hello to Trev, the new guy collecting the shopping carts?

But, I would support anything, including tactical nuclear weapons in an effort to get that chin-pelt off of him.

By: Orson Swindle

Orson Swindle — Fri, 30 Dec 2005 21:35:36 +0000

Budd Dwyer’s a nice dig.

By: Nick

Nick — Fri, 30 Dec 2005 21:34:32 +0000

Budd Dwyer…Hey Man, Nice Joke.
Throw Mark May in for me while you’re at it.

By: SystemsDude

SystemsDude — Fri, 30 Dec 2005 21:24:03 +0000

I swear, before I die, I am going to invent a particle-energy weapon that will cinch up Mike Gottfried�s necktie until it pinched his head off like the giant butt-loaf that it is.

Today�s moment of Gottfried wisdom: the game is still in the first quarter and South Carolina is already ahead 21-0, and looking like they are ready to cruise into Blowout City. Gottfried says �Well, I suppose I should say something to keep people here.� Mike, the only thing you could ever say at that point is �Stay tuned because at half-time, I�m going out to the 50-yard line and do my Budd Dwyer impression.�

By: Nathan

Nathan — Fri, 30 Dec 2005 21:12:03 +0000

Gary Pinkel makes Chan Gailey look like a coaching genious. Holy smokes.

By: SystemsDude

SystemsDude — Fri, 30 Dec 2005 20:45:38 +0000

Fans of South Carolina – do a google search on “Blake Mitchell” and see what you get.

By: SystemsDude

SystemsDude — Fri, 30 Dec 2005 20:39:37 +0000

Music City Bowl:

The parting shot was way too precious, that being Lou �Spitting Granny� Holtz talking about what a wonderful place Minnesota is and what wonderful people they have, and how they will get it all straightened out. You mean like they had to do after you gave the Gopher program a few years of the unlubricated variety, Louie?

By: bitterhorn

bitterhorn — Fri, 30 Dec 2005 20:38:57 +0000

The mighty Bruins come storming right back, dropping in 3’s and dominating from the low post. Last team with the ball wins and the hell with defense.