GLEN MASON TOTALLY WANTS TO BREAK UP
We smell splitsville for Glen and Minnesota. Like, Glen is totally spazzing here. We mean, first, pouting and demaning all the attention, and then not returning the AD’s calls and stuff. He is like sooooo totally high maintenance, always preening and looking at other girls, um, universities, complaining about how he “needs his own space” and stuff. We’re bettting Minnesota totally cuts him off of the Beaver train, if you now what we mean.

OMG!!! Glen’s totally breaking up with her.









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SystemsDude says:
The big problem is this: Mason wants a five-year deal with guaranteed money, where Minnesota wants a series of incentive laden contracts, renewable year by year. The reason for this is thst the Gopher faithful, both of them, are tired of going bowling in Nashville. Had Mason managed to beat Iowa to end the season, Minnesota gets a better bowl game than “the usual,” and Mason gets his deal.
December 29th, 2005 at 10:21 pm
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paulwesterdawg says:
That’s just a great pic and bit. Nice work man.
December 30th, 2005 at 12:46 pm