Comments on: BOWLD AND THE BEAUTIFUL: EMERALD BOWL/HOLIDAY BOWL

By: mallardofallmallards

mallardofallmallards — Fri, 30 Dec 2005 22:57:17 +0000

mr. ngata is actually tongan, and quite touchy about being called samoan.

also his brother is on the utah most wanted list.

By: Orson Swindle

Orson Swindle — Fri, 30 Dec 2005 14:29:27 +0000

Anchorman reference, tzubear.

By: Stranko Montana

Stranko Montana — Fri, 30 Dec 2005 13:37:05 +0000

You need to see Anchorman.

By: tzubear

tzubear — Fri, 30 Dec 2005 08:49:37 +0000

Orson,

You keep refering to San Diego as the whales vagina. What gives? Help me out, I am obviously missing the joke.

By: Newspaper Hack

Newspaper Hack — Fri, 30 Dec 2005 08:19:38 +0000

Oh, I love this game. Pac-10, still your home of overrated football. If this is what a bad Oklahoma team can do to a “good” Oregon team, Southern Cal may receive a solid ass-kicking.

By: bitterhorn

bitterhorn — Fri, 30 Dec 2005 02:19:24 +0000

He thinks he’s Terry Tate.

Waterboy better not run out of gatorade.

By: ideateller

ideateller — Fri, 30 Dec 2005 01:24:37 +0000

They just showed Kellen Clemens on the sidelines, on crutches. Fouts/Jackson talked about Clemens future as a coach.

I was more interested in Clemens’ need to wear eye-black, at night, while doing nothing more strenuous than holding a clipboard.

Wearing eye-black will you help you at your office job. T/F. Discuss.

By: Doug

Doug — Fri, 30 Dec 2005 00:30:33 +0000

Hey, Swinging Richard’s was different — at least there was a paycheck involved. Though I’ll never listen to “Whip It” the same way again.

By: LSUFan

LSUFan — Fri, 30 Dec 2005 00:17:57 +0000

Just wondering… has anyone seen the trophy for this bowl? I think that the homo-stereotypical nude male torso/genetalia might work nicely. I just want to see a euphoric D-lineman hoist that bad boy over his head after the game. How would that look on a media guide?

By: bitterhorn

bitterhorn — Thu, 29 Dec 2005 22:01:16 +0000

The Emerald Bowl. This is some malo football right here. Are they moving in slow motion or something, somebody spike the gatorade with diazepam? Yeesh. PJ Daniels seems to have some skeelz, it’s a wonder Chan is playing him. Bring on AP so he can run all over the ducks. Oakley should sue them for trademark infringement, and wearing hideous unis.

Requisite ‘green salty nuts in the castro’ comment.

By: Orson Swindle

Orson Swindle — Thu, 29 Dec 2005 21:44:42 +0000

Against your will…sure. Just like how you were duped into going into Swinging Richard’s, we’re sure.

By: Doug

Doug — Thu, 29 Dec 2005 21:34:50 +0000

Coming from a straight former Atlantan (and Jawja alum) who was dragged against his will to Blake’s on a number of occasions by his gay friends, I gotta say that was some quality lemon juice in Georgia Tech’s wounds right there, folks. Reggie Ball has something else in common with the majority of Blake’s (Blake’s’s?) patrons — he sucks. (I was considering making one of any number of jokes about “snacking on nuts,” but I guess that would be carrying coals to Newcastle at this point, as it were.)