A.J. NICHOLSON SENT HOME FROM ORANGE BOWL; RAPE ALLEGED.
And just an hour or so after we typed this about Bobby Bowden…
Sets a deplorable example by refusing to discipline players who commit actual crimes under his watch.
…presto! We get this. Bowden did suspend him and discipline him for even being an alleged rapist and bringing negative attention to the team. This is, however, following a prior DUI arrest and an incident with the Tallahassee cops that ended with A.J. Nicholson getting tasered. (Just made him friskier–allegedly!) Alleged is an important word, here–there’s nothing there yet. But when your starting linebacking corps can boast a domestic assault charge, a DUI, and an allegation of rape, well, that’s who’s representing you out there, FSU alums and fans. Enjoy. *** To See A.J. avoiding the news cameras, click here***

Why is Ernie smiling? Because he could look like a saint compared to his fellow LB A.J. Nicholson./i>












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Ps.–Our favorite response is “Every program has problems.” True, true. Some programs have problems with academic ineligibility and bar fights. And some have problems with rape and domestic assault!
Comment by Orson Swindle — December 29, 2005 @ 3:25 pm
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Only once every decade or so does a coach come along who can be condsidered pious and responsible…and yet keep Lawrence Phillips on a team. Not every coach can pull that off, I imagine it must be difficult.
Comment by Nick — December 29, 2005 @ 3:44 pm
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I love the way how, in the video, they seem to be having problems with the footer- so when they show the female reporter, her name is Davie or whatever, under her name it says “Accused of Rape.” That is fantastic.
Comment by Punkus McGee — December 29, 2005 @ 3:47 pm
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I’ll be at the Orange Bowl, and have been desperately thinking of ideas for funny signs. This stuff helps. Maybe I’ll start with:
Free
Sex
University
Comment by PSUrob — December 29, 2005 @ 4:05 pm
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Or maybe:
Forced
Sex
University
Comment by PSUrob — December 29, 2005 @ 4:06 pm
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You stay classy, Happy Valley.
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Comment by Sam — December 29, 2005 @ 4:20 pm
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Paw Paw Bowden is just grooming his boys for the NFL is all.
“Forced Sex U”- priceless.
Comment by bitterhorn — December 29, 2005 @ 4:20 pm
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Its looking more and more like JoePa is going to treat Bowden like his old roommate Torquemada treated those wicca chicks.
Comment by PantsB — December 29, 2005 @ 4:29 pm
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A Torquemada reference and “Forced Sex U”. A last-minute strong contender for thread of the year already.
Comment by Orson Swindle — December 29, 2005 @ 5:01 pm
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The sun rises every morning. A FSU football player gets into criminal trouble. Life goes on.
Comment by The Contrarian — December 29, 2005 @ 5:21 pm
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Seriously, PSURob–”Forced Sex University” is etched into our brains for ever. Dee Rawwest. Nice work.
Comment by Orson Swindle — December 29, 2005 @ 5:24 pm
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Thanks Orson. Look for me on TV Tuesday night; I’ll be the guy with the blue afro being hauled off in cuffs for derogatory signs about both Tommy Bowden’s daughter (SHAVED!) and signs mocking the pristine reputation of F$U.
Comment by PSUrob — December 29, 2005 @ 7:57 pm
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Just another reason why I don’t want to watch the bigtime programs these days (I can tune into my local Ravens games every Sunday for that). Naw, I’d much rather prefer those blue coller mid american programs.
Comment by Adam — December 29, 2005 @ 10:04 pm
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That video was hilarious. “Get that camera up outta my face.”
“Saint” Bobby’s Home for Wayward Boys in da house fo’ sho.
Comment by Auburn Fan — December 30, 2005 @ 10:00 am
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PSUrob:
If you feel you’ll need some protection (not for the FSU girls, they’d be baffled by it), let me know. I can put you in touch with some shady Haitian dudes that will watch your back for two bottles of Barbancourt and a new whetstone. Their machetes are dull after a long day of cutting through cane and disappearing rivals.
My two cents:
Felony
Sex-Offender
Undergrads
Comment by RowdyRoddyPiper — December 30, 2005 @ 5:24 pm
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Yep everyone that goes to FSU is a criminal and the girls are all stupid. Can we say stereotypes? EVERY SCHOOL has students that commit crimes, and I don’t think the rest of the student body should get persecuted for the acts of selfish atheletes.
Comment by Nicole — January 3, 2006 @ 2:51 pm
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My prayer go out to Nicholson and his family. A.J. is a great guy that got caught up in a bad situation with a girl who set him up. From the Seminole Nation we love u and pray that everything will be ok
Comment by John Smith — January 4, 2006 @ 5:27 pm
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I Guess Some People Can’t Read It Said Alleged Meaning No Evidence Just She Say. How Many Popular People Get The Word Rape Tossed On Them. I Can Name A Few. If You Weren’t There You Cant Say And When The Story Is Told Its Another KOBE She Wanted Some BLACK D**K And Couldn’t Handle That She Was Just Another GROUPIE>
Comment by A FRIEND OF AJ — January 5, 2006 @ 1:32 am