MUSTACHE OF THE DAY
by Orson on Dec 14, 2005 9:37 AM EST
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PrintThe setup: you're a woman in Boston, 1980, just getting off work and wanting to feel her oats a little. You know, the rain has lightened up to a light pounding drizzle, and the temperature has risen to a welcoming 38 degrees outside, which means spring in Boston, the time of regeneration, new hope, and cheap sex in a tiny apartment with a man you'll ditch by May.
So you hit Frankie's bar and get a few Long Island Ice Teas in you, and you start scoping the scene. Oh, you're looking for a man with a 'stache beyond compare, because this is 1980, and mustaches aren't just lip cozies...no, they're badges of uncontrollable sexual potency. And as if on cue, just as Boz Scaggs' "Love, Look What You've Done to Me" cranks up on the jukebox, he walks in:
Nothing says sex like Peter Gammons with a mustache.
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Gammons kinda has that Donald Sutherland-deranged English teacher look to him in this picture. I wonder if he was as yellow from the booze then as he is now?
by PSUrob on Dec 14, 2005 9:51 AM EST reply actions
This reminds me of one of my favorite ESPN commercial where Gammons had a stalker.
by Stranko Montana on Dec 14, 2005 10:13 AM EST reply actions
Hey Orson and Stranko.
I’m guessing this will be your next post.
by Pat @ BGS on Dec 14, 2005 11:12 AM EST reply actions
That picture is the exact same picture under Peter Gammons name on the list of Baseball Writer Award Winners at the Baseball Hall of Fame. Dead serious.
by TRCuse on Dec 14, 2005 11:12 AM EST reply actions
So with a mustache like that was he automatically required to register as a sex offender?
by JJ Fisher on Dec 14, 2005 4:41 PM EST reply actions
gammons went on to spend four years on the boston police department, 2 years on the fire department and six months giving free mustache rides.
by JESSE on Dec 14, 2005 6:17 PM EST reply actions
great to see I am not the only one who enjoys the world of staches. Keep up the good work!
by Mustache Fever on Dec 15, 2005 10:51 AM EST reply actions
Gammons was ahead of his time. From leinart to plummer to that chick on Lost, it’s easy to see staches are the wave of the future.
by Don Carlos La Bone on Dec 15, 2005 12:00 PM EST reply actions
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