SMELLEY COMMITS TO SOUTH CAROLINA
Chris Smelley has committed to the Head Ball Coach. No doubt there will be alot of Smelley fans in South Carolina in the coming years as Spurrier gets a chance to coach up this top flight pro-style passer. We certainly hope he gets early playing time which will allow us to fully explore all of the comedic possibilities of the Smelley/Cocks jokes we see in our future.
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Houston Nutt brings his band of suidae copulators to Columbia next November 4. Gotta be a joke there somewheres.
by bitterhorn on Dec 12, 2005 9:11 PM EST reply actions
Is there any chance that, the first time he fouls up, Lisa Kudrow will be called upon to sing, “Smelley ‘Cock, Smel-ley ’Cock, it’s not your fault”?
by T. Kyle King on Dec 16, 2005 9:43 PM EST reply actions

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