(INSERT NAME HERE) TO COLORADO?
Rampant speculation season has taken the place of actual action for the moment, so let’s take a roll in the muck and mire of the Colorado coaching search.
First, there’s the usual suspects. The perpetually insecure Glen Mason has been mentioned, if only briefly, which has got to make Minnesota feel a bit like the soon-to-jilt husband to Mason’s chronically insecure diva of a coach: he takes the program, makes it what it is, and yet consistently flirts with other jobs, including an all-out campaign for the Ohio State job pre-Tressel. A faint lead compared to…
…Dan Hawkins, who has already interviewed for the job, according to The Daily Camera… and now ESPN.com. Hawkins is already in the neighborhood and knows how to coach up talent. Irresponsible armchair psychology would suggest that Hawkins, a young, high-energy coach who’s pushed Boise to the limits of its potential, would suit this job description:
Bohn said he is looking for the Kathy McConnell-Miller of football coaches, a high-energy, people person who will embrace the job and the city of Boulder for years to come.
Ahh, to be the Kathy McConnell-Miller of football coaches.

With a rebel yell, he cried more–more more more more more.
Hawkins seems like the likeliest pick, but two others are already getting sniffs: former Colorado tight end Jon Embree, now assistant head coach at UCLA, and Butch Davis, former Miami head coach and renowned NFL draft expert.












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Hey guys, I love the site, but EDSBSs coverage of CU is beginning to resemble ESPNs coverage of TO. Wait! I’m a slave to ESPNs coverage of TO.
Comment by Haze — December 12, 2005 @ 11:38 am
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We sympathize, but there’s not much more in the way of stories right now. Plus, Dan Hawkins is fascinating, if only for his enormous skull.
Comment by Orson Swindle — December 12, 2005 @ 11:43 am
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Plus, Orson has been obsessed with Gary Barnett’s strange allure for years.
Comment by Stranko Montana — December 12, 2005 @ 11:47 am
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Do what ESPN does when its a slow news day, just invent a story. But I’d imagine EDSBS journalistic standards are a little higher than ESPNs. (that doesnt necessarily say much though)
Comment by Haze — December 12, 2005 @ 11:50 am
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Orson, check this out for more Barnett fun. FYI, the second co-ed interviewed is far more indicative of the general CU population than the first.
http://wm.gannett.speedera.net/wm.gannett/kusa/june05/1134394352337-12-11-05-cu-audit-10p.wmv
Comment by Rick — December 12, 2005 @ 11:57 am
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Slow news cycle? Sounds like we need EDSBS Hollywood!!
Comment by Heff — December 12, 2005 @ 12:39 pm
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Emphasizing the Police Blotter- plenty of drunk driving wrecks and racist emails being sent around to fill the day (and they’re not even happening in ohio).
Comment by bitterhorn — December 12, 2005 @ 12:42 pm
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ps. don’t the auditors understand how expensive hookers and blow can be?
Comment by bitterhorn — December 12, 2005 @ 3:30 pm