BARNETT UPDATE, PART TWO: REALLY, HE'S BUNKERED IN. WE'RE NOT KIDDING.

Lets see, you have the last remnants of the McCartney “Promise Keepers, Gangland violence, and impregnation of the coaches daughter (twice)” regime on one hand. On the other, you have fat hairy female buffaloes (and lets not forget ralphie either, btw) and trustafarians with a guilt complex who think Berkeley is “too conservative”. Yeah, NO ONE saw this situation coming… It sucks, unless, like me, you live in CO and get a front row seat to this baby Gotterdamerung.

You guys should also have a picture of Milton from Office Space for Barnett. Seriously, is there another guy more than Barnett who seems like he’d burn down the building over losing his stapler.

Nick, I think I speak for everyone when I say that the days when “Straight Outta Compton” was CU’s recruiting philosophy are sorely missed. I keep forgetting- weren’t Eric Bienemy and Rashaan Salaam actual Crips?

Fuck that shit.
All Gary Barnett is doing is taking time away from important shit. Like Ors and Strank posting Part II of their Tampa Bay guide and their focus on strip clubs.

What the hell is that ass-hat thinking?

I agree with Ryno – other than a handful of folks living in or around Boulder, no one else in the college football universe cares about what goes on at CU. Evidence: They win (albeit in an ugly way) the Big 12 North and have like 2,000 fans at the Championship game (returning over 3,000 tickets from their allotment). These folks, and maybe they’re right, care more about the snow base at Winter Park than a college football game.

Mike, you are right, which is one reason Barnett is going. The people that care about football in Boulder are outnumbered about 20-1 by people who abhor everything about organized sports (except hacky-sack and ultimate frisbee).

That’s not the way it used to be, necessarily…is the lack of interest a cause or a side effect of the decline?

It’s got to be a little disqueting to hear the President of the University say that the allegations of witness tampering and tip-offs for drug tests won’t impact your contract status. He’s apparently decided to fire him already.

you have fat hairy female buffaloes (and lets not forget ralphie either, btw)

I keep thinking that someday I’m going to walk down Pearl Street and see an actual pretty girl instead of some fat granola eating androg with armpit hair peeking out of her shirt sleeves, looking for the nearest street demonstration to join.

I keep forgetting- weren’t Eric Bienemy and Rashaan Salaam actual Crips?

I don’t remember if Bienemy and Salaam were among them but there were actual Crips on the team and much video footage exists of them throwing down signs to each other and the camera during games. Don’t forget that Rae Carruth spent his formative University years in Boulder as well.

Bill McCartney: Promise Keeper, Molder of Men!

Orson, I’m not a CU alum or booster of any kind. So I feel that I am 100% non-biased, but maybe not privy to all the inside knowledge. In answer to your question, I think it is a little of both. Boulder has been liberal for a long frickin time, but in the past 15 years, it has become increasingly militantly liberal (fyi – 94% Kerry, harrassing republicans at the booths). I am not by any means saying that democrats don’t like football as much as republicans, but this band is very anti-establishment, and what is more old-boy network in their eyes than CFB? With the decline in success and continued problems off the field, the defenders of CFB in Boulder haven’t a leg to stand on to defend the program vs these people. The students are largely trustafarians with high expectations, so the sense of entitlement they have causes them to abandon the program in rough times, which just keeps spiraling down. (If you need an idea of the campus, go rent PCU. The feminazis, the stoners, etc.) They need a fresh start with coaching AND administration. I don’t say this because I want to root for them, but as a fan, it is sad to see any football program (other than the canes) in decline.

I don’t say this because I want to root for them, but as a fan, it is sad to see any football program (other than the canes) in decline

As a Nebraska fan I can say that watching CU fall apart is wonderful.

Chris, I was under the impression that NU doesn’t count CU as a rival even though McCartney sort of named NU as CU’s rivalry in ‘82? I wonder what the divorce rates between the CU/CSU “mixed” marraiges will be out here before all is said and done – that is an ugly rivalry, not quite NCST vs ECU or The State of FL vs. Miami’s roster, but ugly enough.

You guys are all missing the point. We are talking about this as opposed to discussing the Every Day Should Be Saturday Tampa Bay Strip club review?

I mean how can you compare discussions on Gary Barnett to discussions on the 36DD cans of some broad who’s father didn’t hug her enough?

Man that’s ugly. Guess CU doesn’t want to cough up the $1.6mil to buy him out, going to go with the shit-smear strategy. Cheapskates.

Hallelujah Ryno. We repeat: MORE MONS VENUS, less David Koresh, er Gary Barnett.

Gentleman…you’ll get your tittie bar review, just not today. Our strip club consultant, Torvak Montana, is tied up with…er…a business lunch at the moment.

Yes please, and Part II should include pics of the local Tampa talent, also.

Get your stripper news here:
http://www.stripperzone.com/stripper-news.html

And don’t forget to include the historic Tanga Lounge in your review.

No longer in existence, but will surely get a mention, YMB.

Thanks – It was a sad day, indeed, when the Tanga called it quits. I wonder if it had anything to do with Broderick Thomas leaving the Bucs.

we may need Wizzer White to issue a writ from the grave to take Barnett out of the bunker; at least he’s had 36 hours notice to collect all of the football camp cash-laden shoe boxes on his way out.

Has a program ever had a run of 3 clown head coaches in a row like CU with McCartney-Neuishel-Barnett?

Shouldn’t Sal Anaste’s shotgun son be a high school recruit by now?

Barnett Escapses!

http://home.comcast.net/~brianstouffer/barnett/espn.html

You claim to be a playa but i fucked yo wife
we ride on bad boys, niggas fucked fo life

this should be CU’s new team motto

Dieing in pigshit pales in comparsion to being a Crimson Tide fan.

Nick – its a rivalry to Colorado fans not Nebraska fans. We just hate their team and they hate ours. Nebraska/Oklahoma is a rivalry, or at least it was.