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GENIUS WATCH: BARNETT AND A MONTH OF BLOWOUTS

Gary Barnett, Sooper Genious, could still shock us by keeping his job after dragging his team through ethics and recruiting scandals, an embarrassing public use of the word "girl" in a press conference, seven years of occasionally "good" football, and three games to end the 2005 season where the Wile E. Coyote of college football's team lost by a combined score of 130-22, including this weekend's 70-3 Waterlooveration to Texas.

But after his team returned 5000 of their 8500 tickets to the Big 12 Championship, it seems only the most deluded devoted Buffs fans think Barnett deserves as much as a dinner mint on the way out the door. (At Florida, we called them the "keep Zook" crowd.) That wahhfer thin dinner mint, the circa 2 million dollar one it would take to buy out the coach's contract, is what's been keeping the patient alive in Boulder, and would place an unbearable strain on the already groaning athletic department budget. Oh, and there's no money to go out and grab a hot young coach, which wouldn't be easy anyway since most of the hot young things grabbed their contracts last year. (Did we just we imply that Charlie Weis was a hot young thing at one point? Um, yeah...he does have those nice fat guy calves, though.)

Consolations? At least Barnett's not a girl. Perhaps ACME consultants could help.

Gary Barnett, who is not a girl, prepares for his grand finale at Colorado.

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I’m going to spend the whole day giggling, like a girl, at that picture.

by JacketDan on Dec 5, 2005 11:40 AM EST reply actions  

You guys forgot the best part of Barnett and and the month of blowouts. After CU beat Missouri on 11/5 Barnett was mouthing off about CU’s ranking and how they deserved to be rated higher and basically how they were getting screwed. Of course CU then went on to finish the season losing 30-16; 30-3 and 7-3.

by Jonh H. on Dec 5, 2005 2:15 PM EST reply actions  

Ha!

by Orson Swindle on Dec 5, 2005 2:21 PM EST reply actions  

Gary Barnett is an idiot. Being a Nebraska fan, I truly enjoyed seeing his team and their program get thoroughly embarrased by Nebraska. He said that Nebraska running a hurry up offense with 1:30 on the clock at the end of the first half was an insult to his team. I hope he gets fired.

by Nick Verlaney on Dec 5, 2005 3:34 PM EST reply actions  

As a Husker fan, you should hate, he put you in the situation where you currently sit, which, regardless of your win against Colorado, is not a good sitation at all. That being said, tis time for Gary to head elsewhere.

by Chris on Dec 5, 2005 4:25 PM EST reply actions  

I was at the Big 12 championship game Saturday. Being a devoted Longhorn fan, I must admit, how incredibly embarrassing for CU to have maybe 100 fans (and I’m including the band) in the crowd. Barnett is a joke and Joel Klatt is a wimp. The only bowl they deserve is the potty bowl.

by Kimberly on Dec 5, 2005 4:29 PM EST reply actions  

Dear Kim,
Klatt is far from being a wimp. Not even a bull-dyke like yourself could take the abuse he has received the past 3 years.

by UTerus on Dec 5, 2005 5:22 PM EST reply actions  

Gary never should’ve left Northwestern. We would’ve praised him for a 7-4 year. He was loved in Evanston, and even had a resteraunt named after him.

We hate him here too. He told us he wasn’t leaving, and then he left..

He could’ve been the biggest college football legend in Chicago, but now; as his career is going down the toilet he will always be remembered as scum.

by Jeff on Dec 5, 2005 5:29 PM EST reply actions  

Kim—Joel Klatt, like most people, has a brain that doesn’t respond well to a sudden, focused impact of several hundred pounds moving quickly being applied to it. Wimp would probably not be the word we’d use to describe him; how about, “concussed.”

And UTerus, even if Kim is a bull dyke, we’d like to remind you that we here at EDSBS love bull dykes—given the choice, they’d rather sleep with women. We have to agree with their taste there.

by Orson Swindle on Dec 5, 2005 5:32 PM EST reply actions  

I cannot stand the CU Buffs. And I think that Gary Barnett is a horrible coach. I hope he stays there forever. -Kim, you should stay out of sports analogies and keep your butt in the kitchen. Joel Klat is one of the toughest quarterbacks I have ever seen. With the amount and type of hits that he took this year, I am amazed he is still alive.

by Peter on Dec 5, 2005 5:53 PM EST reply actions  

I haven’t been reading him this year, but if Reilly hasn’t been using the name Eleanor Roosevelt for his by-line, then he’s the real wimp here. You make a bet, you pay the piper, Eleanor.

by The General on Dec 5, 2005 6:32 PM EST reply actions  

Petey how about you grow up & get your sexist ass in the kitchen!

by Al on Dec 5, 2005 6:51 PM EST reply actions  

Exactly, Al. Both genders are entitled to get their own quality take-out, right?

by Orson Swindle on Dec 5, 2005 7:15 PM EST reply actions  

I am not a CU fan but what Barnett has done since the B.S. media storm that took place the last 18 months is incredible. What Barnett should have said during the faitful press attack what that the woman (not girl) was and is not fit to kick at division one level football. Take her efforts to a community college or Divison lll league. What Barnett said about the woman kicker was true and anyone who has a clue about football agrees.

CU has a great coach and if they do not want him a lucky university will pick him up.

Fletch

by Fletch on Dec 5, 2005 7:40 PM EST reply actions  

I am a big fan of Gary Barnett. Without him, my Badgers might never have gotten Calhoun to transfer. Thanks Gary!!! We could use a few linebackers next year, got any future 1st rounders riding the pine that you wouldn’t mind sending our way?

by Tony on Dec 5, 2005 8:27 PM EST reply actions  

I can’t wait to see Clemson clobber Colorado. It won’t even be close.

by Matt on Dec 5, 2005 10:55 PM EST reply actions  

CU has a great coach and if they do not want him a lucky university will pick him up.

Dear Mr. Fletch,
Aside from enjoying your movie (it was the last year I liked the Lakers and your jersey choice did me in), I seriously hope you aren’t serious with your comment.

Barnett is an embarrasment to College Football.

I hope he ends up at SDSU as he and the lowlifes that are that program deserve each other!

by Notre Dave on Dec 6, 2005 12:51 AM EST reply actions  

Too bad this isn’t the NFL or CU might be in the Reggie Bush lottery. As it stands Barnetts’ biggest crime was bad recruiting, likely due to the ethics and recruiting scandals that he perpetuated. Bad recruiting was a mix of continued mediocrity over the last decade (which doesn’t sound too bad right now) along with errors in the administration, athletic department, and coaching staff. Barnett has been average and actually has done a decent job considering the lack of talent in the program. CU has already replaced the president of the univeristy and the athletic director and Barnett should be next to leave.

by James on Dec 6, 2005 1:01 AM EST reply actions  

To all of Husker Nation…Stop crying cause Calahan and Nebsraska have been the joke of college football for the past two years…remember when Barnett and the Buffs beat the piss outta Nebraska and the Huskers have been in a downward spiral ever since…hah, that was awesome!

by Mark S on Dec 6, 2005 1:08 AM EST reply actions  

Loooooooooooooser.

by Rick on Dec 6, 2005 3:49 AM EST reply actions  

UTerus,

Not sure what led you to jump to the conclusion that I’m a “bull-dyke”. Maybe because a woman left a comment about a male dominated sport? There are a lot of women that like this sport that DON’T sleep with other women. So, I’m not real sure what made you feel the need to attack something you know nothing about unless you yourself are unsure of who you are in that department, however, I could care less if you choose to sleep with a man or a woman. My comment had nothing to do with that. Just expressing an opinion on a football team that has had on going problems for a while. And it starts with the coach. Bottom line. And I think they will get pounded again when they play Clemson.

by Kimberly on Dec 6, 2005 9:09 AM EST reply actions  

Quality response, Kimberly. And please, get more women into football—perhaps distributing Holly Robinson Peete’s “Get Your Own Beer, I’m Watching the Game” at random on the street. It even has a section on the finest man asses in football.

by Orson Swindle on Dec 6, 2005 9:25 AM EST reply actions  

Mr. Barnett is not a bad coach. Look at his record at Northwestern. Lets face it Boulder, Colorado is a very unique place to begin with. Recruiting scandal is not his fault. Blame the alumini. lets not forget Cu vs. Neb. in Nov. 2001 . Is that win Mr. barnett’s fault ? The " lets blame Mr. Barnett club ", needs to go to Pearl St. Mall and drink several gallons on coffee and become one with nature.
As with many sports events, sometimes you need to sharpen your pencil and start over. have a nice day! from South Dakota

by Ernest on Dec 6, 2005 9:51 AM EST reply actions  

You all sound like homo’s and lesbos, so you should all get together and “make sweet love down by the fire.” Make sure the women cook and the men make the fire so you have some semblance of normal American. The Buffs stink, so WHO CARES.

by Jackson Browne on Dec 6, 2005 10:31 AM EST reply actions  

We’re fucking your normal American wife in the ass as we speak, Jackson. Thanks for trolling!

by Orson Swindle on Dec 6, 2005 10:50 AM EST reply actions  

The Buffs stink. This is not a news flash. But the lady who referred to Joel Klatt as a wimp is setting the female movement back 20 years. Hey Kim, the Buffs will probably get pounded by Clemson. Also, if a 300 lb missile smokes you upside the head, you will be a drooling windowlicker. Stick with watching the View, and leave the football analysis to those with a knowledge of the sport.

Seasons Beatings.

by Howie Feltersnatch on Dec 6, 2005 11:52 AM EST reply actions  

As a recent CU grad, I was there through both the good, the great and the very bad. Barnett is good coach, as many have pointed out with his previous work at Northwestern and winning the Big XII, but he is not a sustainable coach. He is great at turning around a program but then has trouble maintaining it. That being said, who else is CU going get? It’s not like the university is a hot commodity with a plethora of young minds looking to go there. The off the field player issues are not his fault, but they are his responsibility. I thought he would be fired a few years ago when it first broke, but he has endured and done fairly well (as in winning the North 4 out of 5 even though it is a weak division). His recruits are pretty respectible everywhere except at CB. Phil Jackson anyone?

by Josh on Dec 6, 2005 1:02 PM EST reply actions  

Barnett should’ve been fired after he lied under oath. That was the time to fire him and start fresh, but Old UCB got a couple of 7 wins seasons out of him after that of course both came with absolute butt-kickings in the championship game.

I wish him well as the Vikings to party coordinator.

by garysaidsheasked4it on Dec 6, 2005 1:03 PM EST reply actions  

I’d say some of you are kinda right. Barnett is a decent coach — he just can’t recruit. Heck, Mack Brown called him the best coach in America. He also inherited a lot of garbage from Rick Neuheisel, THE WORST COACH IN AMERICA. Also, check your facts because there ended up being a lot of substance to the “scandals,” at least not in a way that deserved the spotlight the way they did (ESPN, you should admit to being Rather-like selective). Didn’t/doesn’t anyone go to a liberal, Berkeley-like school that hated/hates athletics? I went to school in the South and have worked at two athletic departments down here. To say CU committed scandals would be a slap in the face to, say, a school like Miami (not naming any names).

I agree on the folks who call Klatt tough — I’ve had to watch a lot of film on him and the man is very tough. By the way he’s just left the hospital and probably will miss the bowl game.

Too bad CU can’t fire him and hire a Mariucci. I think that would get them back to the days of McCartney, for sure.

by UR Bulldog on Dec 6, 2005 1:18 PM EST reply actions  

I meant to say there was not a lot of substance to the “scandals.” And garysaidheasked4it, Barnett did not lie under oath. He would presently be in jail and not on the sidelines. You must be a law school drop-out.

by UR Bulldog on Dec 6, 2005 1:20 PM EST reply actions  

No, Barnett didn’t exactly lie under oath…but he didn’t exactly tell the full truth, either.

by Orson Swindle on Dec 6, 2005 1:31 PM EST reply actions  

I’ll say this clearly: I hate Barnett. He seems like a remorseless, unapologetic Homer Simpson (though less loveable). But working with the media and seeing how all of this transpired has given me strong opinions on the matter. Thanks for the link, Orson Swindle (but it’s kind of old). The testimony was leaked, it does not in any way show Barnett actually lied (in fact, it shows he acted like a semi-sexist football coach, which hardly differentiates him), and in fact there was no follow-up reporting on any of the loose ends in the article. By the way, how are those lawsuits going? I think once the football camp investigation reports are disclosed, and Barnett virtually guarantees there will be no damning evidence, the man should be left well enough alone. Coaching I-AA, of course. Northern Colorado has an opening.

by UR Bulldog on Dec 6, 2005 1:56 PM EST reply actions  

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