LEAVITT OPTS TO STAY AT USF
by Orson on Dec 1, 2005 8:52 AM EST
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PrintIn Manhattan, Kansas, there are no mobile strip clubs, grouper sandwiches, women in bikinis selling hot dogs on the side of the road, or grown men still wearing Zubaz and listening to Loverboy. It's also never cold enough to chap your penis, either, which is yet another reason why Jim Leavitt, the only coach in the history of the USF football program, has opted to stay in Tampa and end any speculation about his interest in succeeding Gary Bill "The Mole" Snyder at Kansas State.
We ask our Tampa readers: do you think Gary Spivey saw this coming?
Tampa Bay's resident psychic must be jacked that Leavitt is returning.
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It is. Orson just had Gary Spivey on the brain… and can you blame him. Do you remember the infomercial with Down Town Julie Brown and him on a boat going to the Bermuda Triangle. Priceless.
by Stranko Montana on Dec 1, 2005 10:36 AM EST reply actions
We blame Spivey’s hair for distracting us—it is Bill Snyder.
And yes, the Bermuda Triangle shit was priceless.
by Orson Swindle on Dec 1, 2005 10:39 AM EST reply actions
Ron Prince (OC at UVa) is now the flavor du jour in Manhattan – that was the hot word here in KC yesterday afternoon and ESPN finally jumped on it last night. Young, african-american and from Junction City, Kansas originally.
Blogosphere > ESPN
by Nathan on Dec 1, 2005 10:52 AM EST reply actions
Don’t forget our lesbian cheerleader bars. And student beatdowns courtesy TSA staff…
by tim in tampa on Dec 1, 2005 10:56 AM EST reply actions
My old gay boyfriend’s roomate claimed to have gotten high with Marisa Tomei and Downtown Julie Brown on Gary Spivey’s yacht.
by The Conscience of a Nation on Dec 1, 2005 3:16 PM EST reply actions
How does Marisa Tomei fit in all this????
by Stranko Montana on Dec 1, 2005 3:20 PM EST reply actions
I never could figure that out. She seemed a bit up-market for the rest of the party (including the guy who told me the story).
by The Conscience of a Nation on Dec 1, 2005 3:34 PM EST reply actions
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