MUSTACHE OF THE DAY: ALVIN WYATT
by Orson on Nov 30, 2005 9:00 AM EST
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PrintOh, we thought we knew sexy. Then we met Alvin Wyatt, head coach of Bethune-Cookman's football team, who hits us with what we'll call the "Sex Panther '78" 'stache. Do you not hear its continual broadcasts of Teddy Pendergrass' "Close the Door?" Do you not see its natural consort, a great big Cadillac with a diamond in the back? Do you deny that it has given thousands of quality rides worldwide, and seen big men fall to the ground weeping at its majesty?
Of course you don't. Behold: Alvin Wyatt and the "Sex Panther '78." (HT: Yay! Sports)
Feelin' on your booty as we speak--and you like it.
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We bow down before the Sex Panther ’78 and declare it our new lord.
by JacketDan on Nov 30, 2005 9:20 AM EST reply actions
Wait… tell me again why you just posted a picture of Richard Pryor?
by Kanka on Nov 30, 2005 10:18 AM EST reply actions
I know Coach Wyatt appreciates the recent display of love being shown to him by the Blogpoll…
Scary thing is…the dude can coach…His Wyattbone is probably the most successful offensive scheme in the state.
by Corey on Nov 30, 2005 7:37 PM EST reply actions
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