Oh, we thought we knew sexy. Then we met Alvin Wyatt, head coach of Bethune-Cookman’s football team, who hits us with what we’ll call the “Sex Panther ‘78″ ’stache. Do you not hear its continual broadcasts of Teddy Pendergrass’ “Close the Door?” Do you not see its natural consort, a great big Cadillac with a diamond in the back? Do you deny that it has given thousands of quality rides worldwide, and seen big men fall to the ground weeping at its majesty?

Of course you don’t. Behold: Alvin Wyatt and the “Sex Panther ‘78.” (HT: Yay! Sports)

Feelin’ on your booty as we speak–and you like it.