EYES, BURNING.

All of the references to priests leering at Quinn during mass would be a little more humorous if not for the fact that Quinn is a Methodist.

See? The wonders of internet reportage, and the unique fanbase of Notre Dame. We’d be astonished if a single Gator fan, for example, knew that Brandon Siler was Jewish.

And just when I thought Joel Cohen was the obvious Jew on the Gators.

HAHAHAHAHA. This is classic stuff. Especially because my brother and I agreed that Brady looked like someone who set off gaydar in five time zones from the instant we saw his picture on Rivals. And that was before he even committed to Notre Dame… which, of course, increased the hilarity immensely. Basically I’m going to have a hard time ever looking at his face without giggling again,now that I’ve read this.

Oh, BTW, we were the guys at the L.A. Coliseum last year with the sign that said, “TAKE A KNEE, BRADY.” I don’t think anyone else got it.

Let me get this straight: You and your brother look at pictures of high-school boys and hypothesize whether or not they are gay?

Beats arson as a hobby, right?

Ryan, don’t be obtuse. You have to look at the picture page on Rivals to get other info, like game reels and who their choices are down to. And Brady’s picture just screamed out at us for notice.