Comments on: ESPN GETS BATTED AROUND LIKE A DEAD GOAT IN AN AFGHANI TRIBAL GAME

By: TBaR

TBaR — Mon, 04 Sep 2006 16:12:31 +0000

Holly Rowe is cooler than cool, and competent! If she can drink with the guys and find some yucks in a good spanking as Hack suggests … so much the better!

By: Brian

Brian — Thu, 01 Dec 2005 04:05:22 +0000

Kanu, that feature is only a blessing if you aren’t DVRing a game on the other channel.

By: JohnnyDamon

JohnnyDamon — Wed, 30 Nov 2005 23:08:24 +0000

OK, which one of you haters wrote that last one?

By: Lil' Hater

Lil' Hater — Wed, 30 Nov 2005 21:28:03 +0000

Great call on the Sports Dork. That guy nailed it.

By: Kanu

Kanu — Wed, 30 Nov 2005 20:16:35 +0000

I do want to point out something that ESPN has come up with in the last 3 years that is totally great: the PRIORITY GAME ALERT feature on the CFB ticker. This outstanding, especially if a) you are stuck at Aunt Alice’s house for some in-law family bullshit, and Aunt Alice does not have GamePlan or b) You have action on a myriad of games.

Additionally, they realized about this time that they do not need to scroll through every single 1A & non 1A score each time. They now scroll through the “board teams” about 5 times for every time they show the Lehigh-Cornell score. Very minor but helpful change as well.

By: Orson Swindle

Orson Swindle — Wed, 30 Nov 2005 17:12:53 +0000

Thanks, Hack. But credit our libido, not our brain for the graf. We’re always looking for the positives, even when watching Holly Rowe.

By: Newspaper Hack

Newspaper Hack — Wed, 30 Nov 2005 16:51:05 +0000

This just happens to be one of the reasons we like Holly Rowe; blonde, yes, but spunky and chunky in a way that suggests that she would a) drink real beer with you, b) split dessert, and c) enjoy a spanking every now and then while more than holding her own in the sack. There�try and watch her now without thinking about that. Exactly our point.

It’s exactly this sort of spectacular analysis that makes EDSBS my first, second, third, fourth and, erm, billionth read of the day.