Peter Kerasotis, our preferred Worst Columnist in America, gets the honor of Deadspin's "Why Your Hometown Columnist Sucks" treatment. Will's best slice of invective:
Reading a Peter Kerasotis column is like trying to capture escaped lab mice — his little, furry thoughts running this way and that, never pausing long enough in one spot to make a solid impression. Also there’s an apparent fondness for cheese. There goes one, under the sofa! Nope, it’s gone. We’ll have to set traps later.
Kerasotis: little, furry thoughts reeling around his head.