KERASOTIS GETS THE DEADSPIN TREATMENT

by Orson on Nov 29, 2005 2:25 PM EST

Peter Kerasotis, our preferred Worst Columnist in America, gets the honor of Deadspin's "Why Your Hometown Columnist Sucks" treatment. Will's best slice of invective:

Reading a Peter Kerasotis column is like trying to capture escaped lab mice his little, furry thoughts running this way and that, never pausing long enough in one spot to make a solid impression. Also theres an apparent fondness for cheese. There goes one, under the sofa! Nope, its gone. Well have to set traps later.

Kerasotis: little, furry thoughts reeling around his head.

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Terrible enough that non-Floridians are taking notice. Wow, that IS suck.

by gatorjess on Nov 29, 2005 3:47 PM EST reply actions

He’s usually horrible… unless he is agreeing with me over Orson.

by Stranko Montana on Nov 29, 2005 4:01 PM EST reply actions

Even then he’s only slightly less horrible.

by Orson Swindle on Nov 29, 2005 4:04 PM EST reply actions

I grew up in Melbourne, and I remember even as like a 15 year old thinking he was awful. And least he shaved the fucking mustache.

by Mark Swiderski on Nov 29, 2005 8:37 PM EST reply actions

Geez,I grew up in Cocoa Beach…like Mark Swiderski said above, still awful after all these years.

by Stockman on Nov 29, 2005 11:35 PM EST reply actions

That guy is a no talent ass clown, he should have to change his name.

by Golly on Nov 30, 2005 1:50 AM EST reply actions

Mark, I feel your pain. As a Gator and an ACR, I grew up ~~thinking~~ knowing Dooley was/is shit. And he still has HIS lip rug! I am strating to think there is a formula for bad sports writing…

by gatorjess on Nov 30, 2005 10:11 AM EST reply actions

PK’s mustache http://www.floridatoday.com/columbia/columbiastory2A42339A.htm

by gatorjess on Nov 30, 2005 10:12 AM EST reply actions

I have to agree with Gatorjess. Funny that the rest of the country knows he is an ass-clown. However, he fits in perfectly with the Florida Today (the shitty precurser to the shitty USA Today). I understand that FL is not a basketball state, but shouldn’t the annual FL/FSU basketball matchp receive more than a 4×4 writeup on page 5? (Never mind the fact that the game was nowhere to be found on TV in the Melbourne area the night before) Instead, we have to look at Kera-suck-ass on the front page every morning.

by pack_man_72 on Nov 30, 2005 12:25 PM EST reply actions

You all should back to your drunkness and leave pete to writing,!

by Josh Downey on Sep 8, 2006 10:53 AM EDT reply actions

See your favorite riunite commercials here

http://www.riunite.com/aboutus/commercials.html

If he reminds EDSBS of riunite, he must be quite the ass clown. I decided not to read his column – I am teetering on the edge of sanity today, and it appears as if he might push me over the edge, so I took a pass. But the riunite reference was pretty damn funny.

by Chris Harmer on Oct 18, 2006 4:28 PM EDT reply actions

Kerasotis is a bush league writer and it is shocking to me that he still has a job. Someone should ask him how he feels about the racial story he ran on the two MI football coaches now that his “source” is an accused felon.
Huh, PK??? HUH? Bueller? Bueller?

by johnstevenson on Oct 4, 2007 7:49 AM EDT reply actions