COACH LAMARR FIRES TORBUSH
In a bold stroke of leadership, Coach Fran fired Carl Torbush as defensive coordinator of the Aggies yesterday. He then left the podium, muttering something incoherent about finding “Froggy.”

Coach Lamarr, looking for answers in College Station, consults Froggy.









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Bill says:
They’re going to replace him with Bob Davie. Just watch.
November 29th, 2005 at 1:00 pm
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ACC_Expat says:
I know that there’s a firecarltorbush.com that’s been set up by Aggie fans–did UNC fans do something similar when NasCarl was running the Heels into the ground? If so, does that put Torby in a special category of his own? What coach has had the most fanbases call for his firing on a dedicated website?
November 29th, 2005 at 2:22 pm
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JacketDan says:
That’s Headley!
November 29th, 2005 at 4:49 pm
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Bamaleg says:
Just so I won’t feel guilty for not having warned you when it happens…you may want to back off on the Fran/Headley comparison. I fear Headley will send one of his thugs to blindside you into next week. No, wait….that’s what Foolmer’s defensive linemen do to fellow students on the recreational basketball court. My bad. Go ahead…..
November 29th, 2005 at 5:21 pm
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Orson Swindle says:
It’ll be a fair fight, Bamaleg, to be sure. He’ll only outweigh us by 120 pounds, and won’t merit a suspension.
November 29th, 2005 at 5:23 pm
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Guy Incognito says:
Froggy love daddy? Daddy love froggy… Ribbit, ribbit, ribbit…
November 30th, 2005 at 12:12 am
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asshole says:
fuck you
December 4th, 2005 at 2:24 am