COACH LAMARR FIRES TORBUSH
In a bold stroke of leadership, Coach Fran fired Carl Torbush as defensive coordinator of the Aggies yesterday. He then left the podium, muttering something incoherent about finding "Froggy."

Coach Lamarr, looking for answers in College Station, consults Froggy.
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They’re going to replace him with Bob Davie. Just watch.
by Bill on Nov 29, 2005 12:00 PM EST reply actions
I know that there’s a firecarltorbush.com that’s been set up by Aggie fans—did UNC fans do something similar when NasCarl was running the Heels into the ground? If so, does that put Torby in a special category of his own? What coach has had the most fanbases call for his firing on a dedicated website?
by ACC_Expat on Nov 29, 2005 1:22 PM EST reply actions
Just so I won’t feel guilty for not having warned you when it happens…you may want to back off on the Fran/Headley comparison. I fear Headley will send one of his thugs to blindside you into next week. No, wait….that’s what Foolmer’s defensive linemen do to fellow students on the recreational basketball court. My bad. Go ahead…..
by Bamaleg on Nov 29, 2005 4:21 PM EST reply actions
It’ll be a fair fight, Bamaleg, to be sure. He’ll only outweigh us by 120 pounds, and won’t merit a suspension.
by Orson Swindle on Nov 29, 2005 4:23 PM EST reply actions
Froggy love daddy? Daddy love froggy… Ribbit, ribbit, ribbit…
by Guy Incognito on Nov 29, 2005 11:12 PM EST reply actions

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