Comments on: 52 REASONS ESPN/ABC/DISNEY SUCKS

By: Andrew

Andrew — Sat, 19 Sep 2009 22:02:26 +0000

– every new football season, the ANALysts pick the same teams- pats,chargers steelers, eagles. even if a team gets much better, they don’t fucking care. Monday night, Raiders shouldve beat the chargers.they beat them. but bias espn still says he raiders play bad and suck and theyre a joke. which they dont look bad this year at all. Fuck ESPN.

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Looks Like the McNair Tragedy was a Murder Suicide » Libertarian Humor — Mon, 06 Jul 2009 00:24:12 +0000

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By: Joe

Joe — Sun, 21 Jun 2009 00:58:35 +0000

ESPN is garbage because every person passes themselves off as experts, when all of them don’t know shit about any one of the sports they claim to be an expert on. Steven gay smith would not know a cheater/money grubber like tracy mcgrady if he fell on him, but he passes him off as a supertsar( who never plays) and a good teammate (who never leads or listens to anybody unless it benefits him). the real experts are people who follow their teams so don’t go eating the fed bull shit about how great a player is by them unless you care to observe yourself Anyone else observe how espn sucked lebron’s dick all year and kobe still got the ring. That lebron did not help his team win with 50 jumpshots that 3/4ths were misses and two dunks that only counted for 4 points. I rail on basketball because it is because of such biased media that we have fixed games for overrated players and we have an injustice when it comes to foul calls. Flopping was a big problem and still is, but the refs make the calls in favor of the media biased player including t-mac and kobe. Fuck the way the nba is going right now and fuck espn.

By: Brizzle

Brizzle — Fri, 15 May 2009 04:37:26 +0000

ESPN also sucks because they don’t show MMA or even the fuckin results of the matches!! Fuck boxing!!

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The Revulsion Will Be Televised | Where The Rubber Meets The Road — Mon, 23 Mar 2009 04:06:17 +0000

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By: Sean Strongreen

Sean Strongreen — Sun, 25 Jan 2009 12:40:21 +0000

I have two more reasons to hate ESPN. How about the fact that they steal stories from places such as Fox Sports and claim that one of their own reported it first. Also, the fact that they have incredibly annoying man crushes all the time, such as Lebron or the Celtics. Get of their dicks for God’s sake.

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This is Why New Media is Needed | maxsportz.com — Tue, 09 Sep 2008 16:23:39 +0000

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By: The Fox Follies « Speaking In Tongue Sports

The Fox Follies « Speaking In Tongue Sports — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 15:10:29 +0000

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By: hunglikehussain

hunglikehussain — Mon, 21 Jan 2008 20:04:02 +0000

need a sticky here! Pronto!

By: chucky bob

chucky bob — Fri, 23 Nov 2007 05:48:22 +0000

hey, no one’s posted on this thread in a while, Orson, link this back to the front page

By: Corliss

Corliss — Mon, 15 Oct 2007 02:14:57 +0000

Preach on, Jeff:

The Yankees are eliminated and USC LOST to a 40 point underdog. That silence you hear is ESPN mourning(”what are we going to force down people’s throats now? Who are we going to coronate before the season is over now?”). Jeff, since ND footbal officially SUCKS now, it’s time for ESPN’s other snugglebunny:Duke basketball/Coach K. Brace yourself, Jeff. You know it’s coming. God forbid should they lose in the 1st round of the Tourney. As far Torre and the possible deconstruction of the Yankees well….there are a few of us who really don’t give a damn. Really, we don’t.

By: Jeff

Jeff — Tue, 09 Oct 2007 18:42:18 +0000

They haven’t declared the season “dead” yet, but here’s SportsCenter’s rundown this morning:

1. The Yankees lose (not “The Indians Win”)
2. What will happen to Torre?
3. What will happen to A-Rod?
4. What will happen to Clemens?
5. What will happen to Rivera?
6. What will happen to Pettite?
7. What will happen to (insert any other Yankees free agent or old player here)?
8. What will the Yankees 2008 roster look like?

I’m still waiting for any analysis of the ALCS or NLCS.

Come on, ESPN. You are not New York’s personal fucking ABC affiliate, so stop acting like you are. Typical New York mentality. The NL playoffs were over in their mind when the Mets were eliminated. And now dissecting the Yankees is more important than saying A SINGLE FUCKING WORD about the team that eliminated them.

By: Mike

Mike — Thu, 04 Oct 2007 02:01:33 +0000

How quickly would ESPN declare the baseball season over were the Rockies, D’Backs, Angels, and Indians to win their respective series? 5 seconds? Less than that.

By the way, the NHL season started this past weekend, in case you missed it.

By: Corliss

Corliss — Mon, 01 Oct 2007 01:32:52 +0000

Jeff, I hope ESPN’s fellatio w/ Charlie Weis ends soon. The fact is Notre Dame has been overrated for a while now. Even when Ty Willingham was there the team was never this inept. Maybe Willingham was not the ideal fit but evidently neither is the guy who ESPN seems to think invented the game. By the way, they won’t cover against Duke. Even though they’re Duke, they play much better competition in the ACC and won’t roll over when they get to the “hallowed grounds”@ND stadium. Think ND could use Rudy about now?

By: Jeff

Jeff — Wed, 26 Sep 2007 00:34:49 +0000

They’re now asking what’s wrong with Notre Dame on NFL programs.