HORSESHIT! A&M CAV MEMBER COMMENTS ON TEXAS’ BAND UNIFORMS
Along with Ohio State’s nifty red berets and Salvation Army unis, we love the Texas Band’s Roy Rogers getups, complete with white ten gallon hats, fringe jackets, and string ties. Evidently a fashion critic from A&M’s Cavalry took issue with this on Friday, shoveling a load of horse shit onto the band during pregame preparations. The incident was described by Texas band members as “well, you know…kinda shitty, you know?”












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I never knew that Big 12 fans were such a bunch of pussies. The blog has A&M fans falling all over themselves to apologize while fans of other schools jump in to defend the team that has beaten everyone senseless this year. Had this happened in Gainesville, Baton Rouge, or Tallahassee, the blog probably would have had comments like “I’m just sorry they didn’t contract cholera.” No wonder Oklahaoma keeps getting killed in MNC games.
Comment by YMB — November 28, 2005 @ 1:09 pm
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Well, my wife always did say that the Texas colors were “Diarrhea brown,” and she isn’t even a college sports fan.
Comment by The Contrarian — November 28, 2005 @ 4:38 pm
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The problem is it was just a giant misunderstanding. The man was trying to return Coach Mack Brown’s coaching ability to him and missed and hit the band. Coach Brown has been missing this all year and if the band members who were hit could return it to the Texas athletic dept. it would be much appreciated, so he can go back to losing to Oklahoma, Colorado, and Kansas State again next year. Thank you.
Comment by Rob Ruedisueli — November 28, 2005 @ 5:28 pm
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I never thought salvation army would also jump into fashion world. This is interesting and weird as well.
Comment by Jeni — December 21, 2005 @ 2:04 am
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