BOWDEN: WANTS TO SEE SOMEONE HUNG

by Orson on Nov 28, 2005 12:06 PM EST

When you're 76 years old, we suppose you reach a level of comfort with yourself. You know what you like to eat, when you like to wake up, and how many times you need to shake your willy to avoid the embarrassing post-urination drip down the leg. Bobby Bowden's evidently reached that point, since he's admitting things in interview we never imagined he'd say. For example, his recent stresses involving his ongoing tolerance of his son's mangling of the FSU offense have really brought out some candid comments about the adult film industry's choice of male leads. Our favorite from today's Tallahassee Democrat article:

"They want to see somebody hung. I don't buy that."

Bobby, millions of porn fans couldn't disagree more with you.

Sorry, Johnny Wadd--Bowden's not interested.

P.S. Not sure how to work this in, but Farkmeister Mr. Two Cents has the coldest photoshop we've ever seen posted below. Safe for work, but so wrong we almost have to like it. Almost...click if you dare.

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One word, Bobby: Nepotism.

Your son should be playing with Legos, not an offense. All the talent in the world isn’t going to accomplish jack shit without good coaching, and FSU has very little of it right now.

by Bill on Nov 28, 2005 12:20 PM EST reply actions

Goddamn, that is cold.

by Brian on Nov 28, 2005 1:17 PM EST reply actions

Too bad that isn’t Terry in that picture.

by Nico on Nov 29, 2005 1:19 AM EST reply actions

As a Cane fan, I have to agree with Bobbah all the way. Keep your worthless son as your OC, Bobbah!! We have our own sad sack coach and need all the help we can get!

by IRememberSchnelly on Nov 29, 2005 6:16 PM EST reply actions