CAVEATEMPTOR PRODUCTIONS: IDEAL FOR YOUR NEXT MEETING!
What’s more valuable than gold but just under your nose? What’s something that you can’t touch but need every single day? What’s the one thing you can’t put in a ledger or spreadsheet that drvies your bottom line every day?
If you said INSPIRATION, you’re right! We all crave it! We all need it! So for your next convention or company retreat, add that special INSPIRATIONTASTICALâ„¢ touch with one of your Florida State football heroes presented by Caveatemptor Productions. They may have made history on Saturdays, but now they’re available most weekdays (after 11 a.m.) to share their stories of gridiron triumph and how they relate to your everyday life.
Our available speakers include:
Tamarick Vanover

“Interstate Finance and You: Movin’ Shit and Countin’ Cheese!”
Vanover, the dynamic kick returner for the Kansas City Chiefs, former CFL great, and FSU attendee shares the secrets of networking and personal interstate entrepreneurship in his seminar “Movin’ Shit and Countin’ Cheese!” Vanover will talk about his time operating a unique used car business, the importance of cooperating with federal agencies in every day life, and loyalty to your employees.
Chris Rix.

“Rix Picks for Real Estate: Making The Market Work For You!”
The dynamic, charismatic qb is back to tell you about his latest game-winner–the scores you can make in the high-stakes game of real estate! Rix delivers an impassioned three-hour rundown of everything you need to know about licensing, local regulations, and making the right read when it comes down to crunch time with a buyer! Rix will also talk about his faith and how the “privelage” of playing for Bobby Bowden will always stay with him, and how you too can feel “very blessed and believe(s) that God has a great plan for his (your) life-even if it doesn’t include the game of football.”
(NOTE: Mr. Rix will require his own handicapped parking space–make arrangements accordingly.)
The Bowden Boys
“Hootenanny: Hoedown Throwdown With the Bowden Boys!”
A musical interlude from the first family of the Seminole Nation sure to liven up any dreary office! The Bowden Boys will swing their way through a medley of their classics for your listening pleasure, including:
“Been Caught Stealing,” sung by Steve Bowden
“Take This Job and Shove It”/”50 Ways to Leave Your Lover” by Terry Bowden. A special double feature from the ABC commentator and master disciplinarian/recruiter.
“Barely Breathing,” a tender rendition of the Duncan Sheik classic by the daredevil Clemson coach Tommy Bowden.
“Incomplete,” the Backstreet Boys ballad, gets a new heartstring-tugging treatment we’ll bet you’ve never heard before–the Jeff Bowden version, delivered personally by the current FSU passing game coordinator!
Ernie Sims

“How To Make Love To A Woman, and How to Make It Last!”
Balancing your personal life and work can be a challenge, so let Ernie Sims, ladykiller and All-American linebacker, shows you the secrets of making love to a woman and making it last. Sims takes you through his patented step-by-step method and shows you how to hold a woman–we mean, really, really hold a woman–and let her know that whatever she does, and wherever she goes, you’re never, ever, ever going to let her go! “A slamming seminar,” says five-time participant and former New Edition member Bobby Brown.












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I’ll bet you love Micheal Boltons music!
Comment by Chad — December 5, 2005 @ 5:40 pm
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Last word!
Comment by Orson Swindle — November 25, 2005 @ 4:39 pm
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Hey WATB,
Ranting and threatening over the internet. How tough!
To be serious for a moment, I got into UF for both undergrad and law school. And I said NO because I liked the facilities and campus better at FSU and because it was in the state capital and I wanted to work in government. And now I do, in part because of what I learned there.
My decision, unlike yours obviously, had nothing to do with the sports teams. I loved the school first and then the teams. So I made a conscious choice picking UF over FSU. UF just didn’t impress me as much.
Your dad forbade you from going to FSU?! Please. My family wanted me to stay in South Florida for school, but I stood on my own two feet and made my own decisions. You should try to do the same.
Although, my kidding aside with the guys on this site, I do respect UF as an academic institution and what’s it’s accomplished.
I just I don’t like my school being indiscrimately trashed by others.
If I had an inferiority complex, then I would run a website touting how great my school is, like you do. If you were secure with who you were and where you went to school, you wouldn’t spend so much time on a website ripping other people’s schools and other people’s, i.e. your football team’s, accomplishments.
Stand on your own two feet for who you are. Grow up a little.
I was just playing around with the other guys on this board, giving them a hard time. Actually, the guys that run this site have a good sense of humor and are creative. I looked through the site and like their good natured approach. Their last comment about the White House was funny.
But you … you need to see a shrink, I think. So much pent up anger. I feel sorry for you.
And, if you’ll take the time and thought to notice, I have not wished you or your family ill will. Instead, I pity you.
Stephen
Comment by Stephen Langel — November 25, 2005 @ 1:32 pm
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Stephen:
I’m glad your manager at Arby’s lets you use the store computer. Congrats on learning how to open IE!!!
You seem to have a terrible inferirity complex. And you should… you ARE inferior. My father was a fucking FSU professor and he forbade me to even think about going to school there.
The Gators lost to South Carolina. Fantastic. Because USC is inferior to Clemson, Virginia and NC State, right?
Stephen, I hate you, and I’m pretty sure I’ll hate your kids. If your balls were mauled by a pack of dobermans, I would be elated. Fuck off.
Comment by WATB — November 25, 2005 @ 5:05 am
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Stephen, it’s called entertainment…Chill out man, I’m an FSU supporter and these guys are funny as hell and they WILL call out their own guys when they screw up.
It’s not hurting anyone.
Comment by Corey — November 23, 2005 @ 5:06 pm
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You think we’d say being an elitist yahoo was a bad thing? You must be an FSU grad.
By the way, Yale and Harvard graduates do have a web site to say how great they are: http://www.whitehouse.gov.
Comment by Orson Swindle — November 23, 2005 @ 4:00 pm