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AND YOU THOUGHT RUTGERS WASN'T COOL...

The food that fuels fans of the newly resurgent Rutgers football program? The Fat Darrell, a sandwich made of "two chicken fingers, two mozzarella sticks, french fries and marinara sauce," all stuffed into an eight-inch hoagie roll. The caloric total is as staggering as one might expect: 1,718 calories, 78 grams of fat, and 143 grams of carbohydrates.

No word on a Knoxville franchise opening, but it's only a matter of time, really, before it happens.

A sandwich that big? Really? I'll take ten and make it snappy, homeslice.

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swoon

Sorry, Orson, we’re through. I’m leaving you to spend my life with that sandwich. You can call me The Fat Conscience.

by The Conscience of a Nation on Nov 4, 2005 11:21 AM EST reply actions  

Mmm…my tubbyness factor increased by a factor of 10.

by Newspaper Hack on Nov 4, 2005 12:14 PM EST reply actions  

did you guys see this rare gem from dooley today?

Overheard on the headsets Saturday night:

Randy Sanders: Coach, I’m going to run a screen pass.

Phil Fulmer: Have you noticed how Steve Spurrier’s hair never grays? Why isn’t he wearing a visor?

Sanders: Phil, we’ve got to get a play in. How about a sweep right?

Fulmer: I wonder if he uses any products in his hair. Do you think he uses a conditioner? You know, they say he works out every day and you can tell.

Sanders: That’s it. I’m outta here. You call the plays.

Fulmer: I never thought I’d see Steve wearing glasses. Somebody wave and see if he waves back.

by ESMjr. on Nov 4, 2005 1:51 PM EST reply actions  

Hillarious! And it probably wasn’t much different than that actually.

by VOLPIMP on Nov 4, 2005 5:54 PM EST reply actions  

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