The food that fuels fans of the newly resurgent Rutgers football program? The Fat Darrell, a sandwich made of “two chicken fingers, two mozzarella sticks, french fries and marinara sauce,” all stuffed into an eight-inch hoagie roll. The caloric total is as staggering as one might expect: 1,718 calories, 78 grams of fat, and 143 grams of carbohydrates.

No word on a Knoxville franchise opening, but it’s only a matter of time, really, before it happens.

A sandwich that big? Really? I’ll take ten and make it snappy, homeslice.