I like this suggestive headline better than the previous Trojan Cold Cocks Man. Alright, the headline isn’t great but it was the best I could think up at the moment. USC linebacker Rey Maualuga was arrested for punching a dude outside of an off campus party. For the time being he has been demoted to second team. The only real surprise of the story is that a frat house was not somehow involved as it usually is in football player fights.