UNRELATED, BUT ESSENTIAL.

by Orson on Nov 2, 2005 3:19 PM EST

This guy is all that is man.

Kill a deer with your bare hands, and you're manlier than Lee Marvin.

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I’m just glad that he is processing the deer for its meats.

by Stranko Montana on Nov 2, 2005 3:28 PM EST reply actions

That was my first question

But what about the meats?!?

by Pace on Nov 2, 2005 4:29 PM EST reply actions

Please…

Somewhere Coach O is killing a panda bear with nothing but a tooth brush and a pair of LA Gear tennis shoes and this guy just kills a deer?

What a pussy.

by Ryno on Nov 2, 2005 4:39 PM EST reply actions

The key element of the story is that the guy DOESN’T call Animal Control, but instead decides that the threat to his home has to be killed RIGHT NOW.

by Orson Swindle on Nov 2, 2005 4:44 PM EST reply actions

Do I come from another planet where deer are not slavering evil predators and are instead, like, vegetarians? What was the point? And what kind of Arkansas-ian doesn’t have a a gun?

The mind boggles. I bet this guy actually has a rifle but decided that it would be more fun to choke a deer to death.

by Brian on Nov 2, 2005 5:25 PM EST reply actions

oh… and the url:

BLAH/Feature_Stories/Deerly_Departed.html

by Brian on Nov 2, 2005 5:26 PM EST reply actions

the bigger question is….

This guy is manly enough to kill a deer with this bare hands but candy ass enough to call animal control?

by paulwesterdawg on Nov 2, 2005 6:01 PM EST reply actions

Florida = Wayne Goldsberry

UGA = gay version of that deer

by Kevin Moore on Nov 2, 2005 7:37 PM EST reply actions

“Gonna paint my wagon,
Gonna paint it fine.
Gonna use oil-based paint
Because it’s made of pine!”

Wait, so it wasn’t really Lee Marvin that killed the deer? Crap.

by tony on Nov 2, 2005 8:07 PM EST reply actions

I swear to God I’m going to pistol whip the next guy who says “shenanigans.”

by mayday on Nov 2, 2005 8:15 PM EST reply actions

Hey, what’s the name of that great Irish restaurant?

by Brad on Nov 3, 2005 12:17 AM EST reply actions

Bennigans?

by Brian on Nov 3, 2005 12:31 AM EST reply actions

I think bennigans is more fry-rish than irish.

by jim k on Nov 3, 2005 10:01 AM EST reply actions

FYI Lee and Capt. Kangaroo fought side by side during WW2 on Iwo Jima and both were highly decorated for their above & beyond valor by the Marine Corps.. So you see he can kick more that a dear’s ass,
with his bare hands..

by yeag on Sep 7, 2007 6:37 PM EDT reply actions