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1
Stranko Montana says:
I’m just glad that he is processing the deer for its meats.
November 2nd, 2005 at 4:28 pm
2
Pace says:
That was my first question
But what about the meats?!?
November 2nd, 2005 at 5:29 pm
3
Ryno says:
Please…
Somewhere Coach O is killing a panda bear with nothing but a tooth brush and a pair of LA Gear tennis shoes and this guy just kills a deer?
What a pussy.
November 2nd, 2005 at 5:39 pm
4
Orson Swindle says:
The key element of the story is that the guy DOESN’T call Animal Control, but instead decides that the threat to his home has to be killed RIGHT NOW.
November 2nd, 2005 at 5:44 pm
5
Brian says:
Do I come from another planet where deer are not slavering evil predators and are instead, like, vegetarians? What was the point? And what kind of Arkansas-ian doesn’t have a a gun?
The mind boggles. I bet this guy actually has a rifle but decided that it would be more fun to choke a deer to death.
November 2nd, 2005 at 6:25 pm
6
Brian says:
oh… and the url:
BLAH/Feature_Stories/Deerly_Departed.html
November 2nd, 2005 at 6:26 pm
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paulwesterdawg says:
the bigger question is….
This guy is manly enough to kill a deer with this bare hands but candy ass enough to call animal control?
November 2nd, 2005 at 7:01 pm
8
Kevin Moore says:
Florida = Wayne Goldsberry
UGA = gay version of that deer
November 2nd, 2005 at 8:37 pm
9
tony says:
“Gonna paint my wagon,
Gonna paint it fine.
Gonna use oil-based paint
Because it’s made of pine!”
Wait, so it wasn’t really Lee Marvin that killed the deer? Crap.
November 2nd, 2005 at 9:07 pm
10
mayday says:
I swear to God I’m going to pistol whip the next guy who says “shenanigans.”
November 2nd, 2005 at 9:15 pm
11
Brad says:
Hey, what’s the name of that great Irish restaurant?
November 3rd, 2005 at 1:17 am
12
Brian says:
Bennigans?
November 3rd, 2005 at 1:31 am
13
jim k says:
I think bennigans is more fry-rish than irish.
November 3rd, 2005 at 11:01 am
14
yeag says:
FYI Lee and Capt. Kangaroo fought side by side during WW2 on Iwo Jima and both were highly decorated for their above & beyond valor by the Marine Corps.. So you see he can kick more that a dear’s ass,
with his bare hands..
September 7th, 2007 at 5:37 pm