WE COULD HAVE TOLD YOU THIS

Am I going to be the one who gets made fun of for not getting the joke and pointing out that the blog is allegedly worth $45k if you use the long-form of the domain name?

I hope not.

Yes and no—-since we didn’t do that. But we’re with Mark Hasty of the Bemusement Park: the first one to give us market price and we’re fucking selllllllinggggg.

Fanblogs got a cool $125K, but I settle for $124,999.

Yeah, somehow I’m clocking in at $57K, for reasons that elude me seeing as how I have to be getting half the traffic you are. I’ve been blogging for less than a year, so if this is really true, I’d be better off dropping out of law school, selling the blog and making another one for eight months. Of course, I was better off dropping out of law school before this.

I think it is because your domain name would make an excellent porn site.

Kevin is buying next time we all go out…

I got seven grand. If anyone’s buying, I’m totally selling.

Mine is worth $17,500.74. But, you can keep the $.74 and i’ll sell the bitch.

Unrelated…My dad had Datsun 210 from 1980-1998 or so. It had like 250,000 miles on it. No A/C. No power anything. Just wheels and a motor. The upholstery was worn out and thread bear. But he wouldn’t get rid of it for the longest time. he said….“That car has been better to me than your momma.”

Momma didn’t laugh. I did.

My blog is not like that. For $17k, I’d sell the shit out of it.

For the record and to clarify….

Dad’s not so broke that the 80 Datsun was his only ride. (at least not from ’90-98)