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By: EDSBS » Archive » CATCHING UP: KENNY IRONS, MIDGET LOVER.

EDSBS » Archive » CATCHING UP: KENNY IRONS, MIDGET LOVER. — Thu, 21 Jun 2007 18:28:55 +0000

[...] –David’s own quote about his brother in the greatest single interview ever conducted with a division one football player: [...]

By: Bama Bill

Bama Bill — Tue, 10 Apr 2007 17:54:51 +0000

I think it’s only fair that Au football players get their chance to repudiate the reputation they developed of illiteracy – James Brooks ring any cowbells? – they developed during past regimes. Certainly, they play good football judging by a sparkling record over the last few years. But, if the movie Idiocracy is an accurate forecast of the future, Stanley McClover could run for president eventually. And the Irons brothers – well, move over Wayans Brothers! Or maybe Dumn and Dumner could feature their antics at the theaters, in a genre-defining movie.
I don’t know about being afraid of the endzone, but I was pretty frightened of the Predator, who DOES bear a striking resistance to Stanley McClover – and neither of them looks human to me! As I recall, the Predator was all stuck up in hispads too.

By: EDSBS » Archive » DAVID IRONS: FORE! ER, FOUR!

EDSBS » Archive » DAVID IRONS: FORE! ER, FOUR! — Mon, 09 Apr 2007 19:29:54 +0000

[...] Irons, he of the undying Irons brothers and their genre-defining interview, may want to bring his own shoes to the NFL Draft. More specifically, the ones labeled [...]

By: Bill

Bill — Thu, 31 Aug 2006 16:03:44 +0000

that’s ok. bammers are afraid of the endzone

By: EDSBS » Archive » LIKE LAGUNA BEACH, BUT WITH FOOTBALL. AND NO BEACH.

EDSBS » Archive » LIKE LAGUNA BEACH, BUT WITH FOOTBALL. AND NO BEACH. — Thu, 10 Aug 2006 14:30:10 +0000

[...] –”Irons Chef: Cooking with Kenny and David Irons.” The SEC’s most quotable brothers cook up 30 minute gourmet meals for the college student in between snippets of their trademark banter. A sample: [...]

By: EDSBS » BRUCE CISKIE ROUNDTABLE

EDSBS » BRUCE CISKIE ROUNDTABLE — Thu, 15 Jun 2006 18:49:14 +0000

[...] 5. Kenny Irons getting killed in a taunt fight by his brother, who is on public record as saying Irons should just take the ball and “run for the jungle.” [...]

By: EDSBS » SHORT ATTENTION SPAN THEATER, OSU/UM–IRON BOWL EDITION

EDSBS » SHORT ATTENTION SPAN THEATER, OSU/UM–IRON BOWL EDITION — Mon, 21 Nov 2005 15:10:56 +0000

[...] –Darby runs like a cowboy with piles. He’s faster than Croyle, though, but we doubt even Darby could have avoided getting sacked any less than 8 times given the freebies the Alabama line was giving. They were putting out overtime like hookers during Fleet Week for the Auburn defenders. Big black dudes stuck all up in their pads making life hell for Croyle all day long. [...]

By: JC

JC — Fri, 04 Nov 2005 03:58:43 +0000

John, thank you for your kind words regarding my alma mater, Alabama. In the few clear moments that I’m not snorting uncut Charlie off the neck of a Tuscaloosa debutante, I scan the Internet for quotes from Kenny Irons.

Enjoy:

Q: What is your favorite Auburn tradition and why?
A: �The rolling of Toomer’s corner because I had never experienced something so amazing in my life. When I came to Auburn I saw all of these people huddled around this tree and I was like, �What is this?’ You have all of these people and they have all of this toilet paper. They have soft toilet paper and every kind of toilet paper and they are all throwing it at a tree. I was like �Why are they throwing all of this toilet paper at a tree?,’ and they told me that they were rolling Toomer’s corner. I asked who is going to clean all of this mess up and they told me that the wind would blow it all away or the rain would wash it down. They said sometimes they have people come clean it up and I said that I wouldn’t want to have to clean up all of this toilet paper.�

Q: What is your best talent outside of football?
A: �Drawing. I like to draw, if you consider that a talent. I like to disguise myself as other people, too. I call that a talent. I like telling people that I am somebody else. I tell people that I play water polo and if they ask me what position I play I tell them right water . I don’t even know if that is a position but I tell them that I play right water .�

Q: Where do you see yourself in 10 years?
A: �In ten years from now I see myself being on the beach just lounging. I just want to lounge around in a nice beach house and I will have a four-wheeler on the beach so I can drive around. I just want to be able to hang around and have fun. I also see my traveling around the world. I want to go to little islands that are just out there somewhere far and I would also like to go to Europe. I’ve never been to Europe or Paris. I want to go somewhere like Fiji or Tahiti.�

By: john

john — Thu, 03 Nov 2005 00:25:24 +0000

and by the way…dont get too excited over yalls 8-0 season….the only reason yall are undefeated is because yall happen to get lucky in the last few seconds of yalls games

By: john

john — Thu, 03 Nov 2005 00:23:15 +0000

THE university of alabama sucks ass. everyone knows that big companies tend to pick auburn grads over bama because auburn has the smarter people. why do you think you have to be a stupid ass to get into bama and actually have some brain cells to get into auburn…i think its cause the people who work in admissions up in “t-town” know that their students get their kicks from snorting the cocaine all the time so they dont have any brain cells.

By: Darryl Hannah

Darryl Hannah — Tue, 01 Nov 2005 18:10:21 +0000

“there is now way that these guys should be in college”

Priceless…

By: Johnny

Johnny — Tue, 01 Nov 2005 05:02:26 +0000

In the Dye days Auburn used to GRADUATE players who turned out to be functionally illiterate. Looks like nothing much has changed down on the farm.

I think little Kenny is going to have some trouble staying eligible.

By: Orson Swindle

Orson Swindle — Mon, 31 Oct 2005 22:08:25 +0000

That’s the best part–the Irons brothers could do a comedy act. Nice use of the work “fenoike”, Death Lobster.

By: Death Lobster

Death Lobster — Mon, 31 Oct 2005 22:06:36 +0000

Seriously, you guys ask some football players the kinds of questions that leave them pondering whether you are Queer Eye for the Straight Guy. You’re gonna get stupid answers to fenoike questions. The Irons bros do bust on each other a lot though.

By: Orson Swindle

Orson Swindle — Mon, 31 Oct 2005 21:36:40 +0000

Do you guys have anything better to do than to take quotes made by football players who are being asked jokingly to really mean anything other than playing around(?)

Nope, not really.