WATB: OUT OF THE DARK AND INTO THE JAGER

by Orson on Oct 28, 2005 12:07 PM EDT

WATB, after a week in the dark thanks to Wilma, is back online with a vengeance. More importantly: the "burly" Gator fan is loose on the landing wearing nothing but a fine coating of body hair, carefully placed police tape, and a constantly refreshed tiara of road flares. Give him your Jager and no one gets hurt.

WATB, rehearsing his victory dance earlier this week.

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Wait, Coach Mayer, the half’s not over yet…

by fecil on Oct 28, 2005 12:57 PM EDT reply actions

Don’t worry, Cocktail Party attendees, the 6-5 dude with an unfortunate resemblance to Steve Sanders is a lover, not a fighter. Maybe a streaker, but only under certain circumstances.

Meanwhile, I read my “Blanche Knott’s Truly Tasteless Georgia Fan Retorts” on the plane ride up here. UGA fan, I’ll see your jean shorts crack, and raise you one Cherry Red Dockers blast.

by WATB on Oct 28, 2005 1:25 PM EDT reply actions

As long as we don’t see your crack over the top of your jean shorts.

by fecil on Oct 28, 2005 1:51 PM EDT reply actions

How do you keep a bulldog from masturbating?

Paint his dick orange and blue and he wont beat it for 13 years!

(hopefully we make it 14 tomorrow)

by Major on Oct 28, 2005 1:53 PM EDT reply actions

You know and I know that it really doesn’t work but, if you want paint my dick go ahead, just don’t get carried away or anything if you know what I mean.

by Dawgy1 on Oct 28, 2005 2:22 PM EDT reply actions

Scoreboard: 1 very excited blogger + 1 very obviously intentionally inept cap driver = 1 guy who wants to pound in peoples’ skulls why this 1-horse town had no business hosting a super bowl.

by WATB on Oct 29, 2005 3:03 AM EDT reply actions