GATORS WEAR JEAN SHORTS.

by Orson on Oct 27, 2005 7:38 AM EDT

Paul from Georgia Sports gets on the stick and finds some quality satire here. Turn your speakers up, and imagine Karl Orff rolling in his grave as his masterpiece Carmina Burana gets the white trash treatment.

And, yes we wear jean shorts...while we're fucking your mother. Like we've said before, she really likes them.

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At the Law School Halloween party, the winner for “Best Female Costume” went as a Gator Fan (jean shorts, visor). Yeah, what an innovator. At any given UGA party, there’s probably five lazy bastards who use that one.

by Ian on Oct 27, 2005 9:06 AM EDT reply actions

My guess is that they didn’t have to go out an buy jean shorts for the occassion either… as I have noticed jean shorts to be pervasive throughout the SEC fan base.

by Stranko Montana on Oct 27, 2005 9:56 AM EDT reply actions

Frankly, I like (cough) the blue/blue or orange/blue nature of the Gator game day attire. I always cringe when I see crimson/blue — there’s a reason God made khakis.

by Newspaper Hack on Oct 27, 2005 10:15 AM EDT reply actions