MUSTACHE OF THE DAY!
USC assistant coach Pat Ruel is seen here sporting a nice mustache to go with his poofy John John-esque hairdo. Bonus points would be give in Leinart would just shave that beard leaving a pimp-stache behind. We can only hope. HP, can you make this happen?

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by Mike on Oct 26, 2005 10:36 AM EDT reply actions
That’s why Sanders has got no mojo.
by Shane MacGowan's Teeth on Oct 26, 2005 11:01 AM EDT reply actions
OK, something’s fishy here. You guys are ‘pushing 30’ yet you refer to ‘John-John’ and know who the hell Oscar Gamble is??? Which side of 30 are you pushing it from?
Nice work as usual…
by Rick on Oct 26, 2005 11:02 AM EDT reply actions
Actually neither of us have reached that plateau yet… we’re just old souls I guess.
by Stranko Montana on Oct 26, 2005 11:08 AM EDT reply actions
And by “old souls” he means “total encyclopedia-reading dorks.”
And does Matt look like he’s getting sodomized in that photo?
by Orson Swindle on Oct 26, 2005 1:07 PM EDT reply actions
It looks like there’s potential sodomy going on. If he had the aforementioned pimp stache, there would be no doubt.
Who knew that “Mr. Heisman Trophy” was somebody’s bitch?
by tony on Oct 26, 2005 1:12 PM EDT reply actions
It’s about time “Golden” Ruel got some love. He proves the rule that behind every great O-line is a fat guy with a porn ’stache.
by Sam on Oct 26, 2005 1:13 PM EDT reply actions
The porn stache is de rigeur for offensive line coaches.
by Shane MacGowan's Teeth on Oct 26, 2005 1:28 PM EDT reply actions
Exhale on withdrawal, inhale on penetration. It’s all in the rhythm.
by LD on Oct 26, 2005 1:28 PM EDT reply actions
That’s really useful WE MEAN DISTURBING, LD.
by Orson Swindle on Oct 26, 2005 1:33 PM EDT reply actions
I’ve been thinking of that joke since the first time I saw that picture.
Also, the smiling guy on the left looks like he’s got seat #2 on the train.
by LD on Oct 26, 2005 2:36 PM EDT reply actions
Which would make Ruel the “Lucky Pierre.”
by Orson Swindle on Oct 26, 2005 2:53 PM EDT reply actions
That definitely sheds some light on Leinerts "Ball"room dancing class. Looks like his partner should have spit down there first.
by VOLPIMP on Oct 26, 2005 9:46 PM EDT reply actions

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