Comments on: NEW VERBIAGE ALERT!

By: Kanu

Kanu — Thu, 20 Oct 2005 16:07:29 +0000

Though I am not a vidiot myself, many of my co-workers are, so I couldn’t stop laughing at those vids. You also made their day as well, so good on ya.

By: Orson Swindle

Orson Swindle — Thu, 20 Oct 2005 15:00:17 +0000

It brought back nasty flashbacks from the six months we lost to Team Fortress. For a while there at the end of our addiction we were scoping every possible nook and cranny of our surroundings for good spots to snipe from.

By: Y2K

Y2K — Thu, 20 Oct 2005 14:51:46 +0000

Dude, I play a similar game, Call of Duty, and I can completely sympathize with this guy. I want to destroy my PC when it lags.

BOOM! MOTHERBOARD SHOT!!!

“You run faster with a knife.”

That is so f-ing hilarious to a gaming geek like myself.

By: Orson Swindle

Orson Swindle — Thu, 20 Oct 2005 03:33:35 +0000

We feel so..dirty, Chris. Why does it have to feel so good?

By: Chris Lawrence

Chris Lawrence — Thu, 20 Oct 2005 02:47:13 +0000

Flaggotry isn’t your neologism, per se; I think radio talk show host Neal Boortz originated the term a few years back as a derisive term toward Confdederate Battle Flag exhibitors.

But a fun reuse nonetheless.

By: Nathan

Nathan — Wed, 19 Oct 2005 23:25:44 +0000

my hearts beating, my hearts beating, my hands are shaking, my hands are shaking, but I’M STILL SHOOTING!!! I’M STILL GETTING THOSE HEADSHOTS … it’s like BOOM HEADSHOT!!!, BOOM HEADSHOT!!! BOOOOOOOOOOMM HEADSHOT!

God I love that clip.

By: VOLPIMP

VOLPIMP — Wed, 19 Oct 2005 22:14:00 +0000

Ah, Joey Kent, what a hit! Looks like maybe CJ Leak did bring a little bit of Vol ball to the Gator nation, “We wish someone would have shown us something” is a common quote for our O line as well.

By: Orson Swindle

Orson Swindle — Wed, 19 Oct 2005 21:21:09 +0000

Ooh, yeah…

By: Mike

Mike — Wed, 19 Oct 2005 21:17:21 +0000

You left out the best neologism of the year, which is surprising given that you coined it – flaggotry.

By: Orson Swindle

Orson Swindle — Wed, 19 Oct 2005 20:16:51 +0000

We know people who know people…and all of them are gaming dorks.

By: Stranko Montana

Stranko Montana — Wed, 19 Oct 2005 20:10:43 +0000

Where did you find this?

By: Orson Swindle

Orson Swindle — Wed, 19 Oct 2005 19:43:31 +0000

Read that earlier, SMT, but couldn’t post it due to inability to process the statement mentally. Just…so…unreal…

By: Shane MacGowan's Teeth

Shane MacGowan's Teeth — Wed, 19 Oct 2005 19:37:30 +0000

Here’s one:
Hevesy (v.i.) – Fail to engage in even minimal preparation for an upcoming challenge. (”I’m so fucked on this test, dude. I totally hevesied last night.”)

If this story is correct, I pity Gator fans:

From the Tampa Tribune: UF OL coach Joh Hevesy admitted he never saw film of LSU against an empty backfield. As a result the Gators had “no idea” that LSU would blitz an empty backfield everytime.

“I wish someone would have shown us something.” Hevesy said. “We went into that game without looking at one shot of how they defend empty.”

By: Orson Swindle

Orson Swindle — Wed, 19 Oct 2005 19:36:50 +0000

Well said, Jim K.

Nathan, that’s the best pure hit this year. Boom, headshot.

By: Jim K

Jim K — Wed, 19 Oct 2005 19:27:37 +0000

The turning point for the greatest Gator victory in my lifetime. Nevermind that Tennessee scored first after that hit, from that moment on, there was no way the Gators could be stopped. Even the weather took part. As the fade routs were pouring into the endzone, so the gods sent a sweet autumn rain to drench the faithful: in points, in water, in joy!