DAVIE PICKS NOTRE DAME. ND FANS GIVE COLLECTIVE FINGER, THROW DUNG AT DAVIE
by Orson on Oct 13, 2005 11:40 AM EDT
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In his ESPN chat Bob Davie picked Notre Dame to win. Notre Dame consequently prepares for ass-reaming loss to USC, praying for a Corso pick for USC to balance the cosmic scales of relative jinxes, all while giving "spiky poo" Davie the finger and tossing a hailstorm of human waste at his sunburnt visage.
Davie, Corso...a pick for the Irish from EDSBS, and a Trojan victory would be all but guaranteed.
Broadcasting from his home somewhere near an open blast furnace, Davie confidently picks Notre Dame over USC Saturday.
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I have to rely on Walker Percy to describe my body’s involuntary response to Bob Davie’s voice:
“A rumble has commenced in my descending bowel, heralding a tremendous defecation.”
by Shane MacGowan's Teeth on Oct 13, 2005 12:01 PM EDT reply actions
Damn – that picture of Davie is more frightening that the UNICEF Smurfs movie.
by Kanu on Oct 13, 2005 1:07 PM EDT reply actions
…praying for a Corso pick for USC to balance the cosmic scales of relative jinxes
I’ve been trying to explain to my wife how commentators’ big fat mouths actually effect the outcome of games more than the players do. She won’t believe me though.
by Nico on Oct 13, 2005 1:37 PM EDT reply actions
Hey, d’you think if you poked Bob with a needle he’d explode? He looks like his face is one giant zit ready to be popped.
by Ryan on Oct 13, 2005 3:06 PM EDT reply actions
I hear Beano Cook has the Domers to win, too. And Ron Powlus is going to bring his two Heismans when they bring him out before kickoff.
by Newspaper Hack on Oct 13, 2005 5:54 PM EDT reply actions
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