CONGRATULATIONS TEXAS
Now you have the easiest road to finishing undefeated. But keep your eye on the ACC champion.

A picture of the gorilla which was surgically removed from Mack Brown's back earlier today.
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Johnny Majors was at the UT-Georgia game. Pictures available did not show him with a highball, but his suit looked 30 years old.
by Newspaper Hack on Oct 9, 2005 12:16 AM EDT reply actions
It was a big win for Mack and Texas. Mack is a good coach who has had some major failures and some bad luck. Things appear to be turning around. He’s been hiring great assistants, sending assistants on to bigger jobs, sending more players to the NFL, and winning big games lately.
Next stop, Big 12 championship.
by Chris on Oct 9, 2005 12:54 PM EDT reply actions
Mack was supposed to win in 2000, 2001, 2002, 2003, 2004, and 2005. Congrats Coach Douchebag. USC will destory you.
by Major on Oct 10, 2005 2:30 AM EDT reply actions
Yes, Texas was definitely favored in all 5 games with the better all-around team.
USC is tough, and losing one’s story would be very unfortunate.
by Chris Sieber on Oct 10, 2005 2:51 PM EDT reply actions
As someone who has been destoried, we may tell you that it is no laughing matter.
by Orson Swindle on Oct 10, 2005 3:23 PM EDT reply actions
Good for Mack, unfortunately the gorilla removed was seen hitching a ride on a Greyhound with Knoxville as the destination.
by VOLPIMP on Oct 10, 2005 5:46 PM EDT reply actions

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