GEORGIA/FLORIDA: SPONSORED BY CIALIS

by Orson on Oct 4, 2005 4:58 PM EDT

GeorgiaSports (piloted by the inimitable Paul Westerdawg) offers up his suggestions for the sponsorship deal soon to be attached to the World's Largest Outdoor Cocktail Party. We humbly submit our own suggestions for appropriate sponsors:

1. Cialis: Like these two teams, for those who have trouble putting it in when it counts.

2. Oxi-Clean: Busts even the most stubborn daiquiri vomit stains!

4. Dockers: For the soft-assed middle-aged man in you.

3. Flowbee: Official Hair Care Product of Jacksonville and The World's Largest Outdoor Cocktail Party.

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Is that Randy Johnson?

by Ryno on Oct 4, 2005 5:08 PM EDT reply actions

I thought it might’ve been Wade Boggs. Either way, that’s a serious candidate for moose-stahsh Wednesday.

by Y2K on Oct 4, 2005 5:26 PM EDT reply actions

Florida-Georgia, not Georgia-Florida

by Matt on Oct 4, 2005 5:44 PM EDT reply actions

It is definitely Georgia-Florida, sponsored by: BEER GOGGLES.

by Kanu on Oct 4, 2005 7:31 PM EDT reply actions

the world’s largest outdoor rat-tail party

by Jim K on Oct 4, 2005 9:08 PM EDT reply actions

Here’s how I look at it:

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by T. Kyle King on Oct 5, 2005 12:08 AM EDT reply actions