Comments on: SOLON’S PICKS, WEEK 5: LOUISVILLE’S BEEN GOOD TO HIM, BUT…

By: Brain

Brain — Fri, 30 Sep 2005 19:17:33 +0000

Muffins & Apples for everyone. I’m on Kanu’s side here Along with Navy. That is it, “box that shit up holmes”

By: Solon

Solon — Fri, 30 Sep 2005 18:48:27 +0000

Brain, I submit to you that you certainly helped with the second of the Assumption High girls but your sister was really the one that did the heavy lifting there. As for the other Assumption High girl, suffice it to say that you are a pimp but not that sort of pimp. And as for the criminal elements, there’s no one to pat on the back except myself.

Kanu, Stanford’s QB got hurt early in the Davis game. This does not explain their total collapse but I am guessing that they are a different team when they go from Edwards (future NFL player) to Ostrander (future grocery bagger, even with Stanford degree). Since they returned 10 starters on O, I’ve got to think that scoring the 41 against Navy is more indicative of how good their O is than the 17 (really, 3) they scored against Davis. So I won’t hold is against Navy’s D.

By: Kanu

Kanu — Fri, 30 Sep 2005 17:53:00 +0000

Solon – back to cfb…

Most of your shit this week falls outside my comfort zone, i.e. really bad teams or teams from really small conferences. I don’t have the time or enegry to research, watch, and follow such teams, so I try to avoid betting them at all, although sometimes I take a flyer that inevitably loses.

I love Sparty this week. If UM lose again, they very well may tank the rest of the season save the OSU game.

I also love Minny -2.5 @ JokePa.

I laid off Cal in their opener and they covered like champs. Then I bet them against Zook and they bit me in the ass. I’m not yet comfortable with their ability to cover that big a number against a decent team, but hopefully they will for you.

Can’t hit USF because I’m afraid of a big letdown after the biggest win in program history. You better hope that they are able to focus on Miami – I fear that instead they spent all week basking in the glow and servicing as much of the post-biggest-win-ever/put-our-school-on-the-map pussy that they possibly could, which could spell Miami 37-10 USF, especially if Miami can defend the reverse and reverse pass, which seemed to cost UofL 28 points alone last week(big shout out to Comcast by the way for not carrying ESPNU – fuckers).

Interesting pick with Navy. Looks good, but I can’t get past them losting to Stanford, who lost at home to UC Davis despite scoring 2 defensive TDs. I also like VT -10 and Clemson -6.5 but can’t pull the trigger on either. And I want ot bet ASU so badly, but I just can’t bet against SCs ability to score so many so quick. If ASU execute on offense, don’t give up a special teams TD, and win the turnover battle significantly (say +3), then I like their chances to pull off the shocker.

So just the Sparticus-Glen Mason daily double here. Good luck, and good luck following your games, methinks only 2 are on TV.

Most importantly, thanks for reminding me how fortuante I am that Brain & The Hit are my friends and not my enemies.

By: Brain

Brain — Fri, 30 Sep 2005 16:59:20 +0000

So true, So true. I’m so pissed about misspeaking about Derby 131 v 132. I’m getting old and weary. Selective memory. I, of course, was refering to spiking with rat poison. I could also tell every chick that Solon meets in Louisville that he has an ugly ozzing VD sore. I think both would be effective. I would bring the Maker’s but as you know it is a little more difficult to get it in to Derby than getting it into Sanford on a gameday Saturday. Everybody sing it now… ” My Maker’s needs Julep, Julep, Julep, Julep, Julep, Julep. My Maker’s need’s Julep.”

By: Kanu

Kanu — Fri, 30 Sep 2005 16:26:13 +0000

Brain – I’ll bet UofL every week if it means that you will spike my juleps at next year’s Derby. That is, if you are spiking with Maker’s, not if you are spiking with GHB or rat poison. Those fuckers are up to $8 so any help would be appreciated. Also, next year is Derby 132; Derby 131 was won by a piece of shit horse named Jokeomo that benefitted from the race falling apart because of too much rank speed. Oops, sorry, wrong blog.

By: Brain

Brain — Fri, 30 Sep 2005 14:30:24 +0000

I am honored to have been brought in to the fold in this weeks post. As I stated to Kanu, “If this fucker doesn’t leave Louisville alone, I will spike his mint julep next year @ Derby 131.” As some one that handed you 2 of the “multiple coitis partners” on a silver platter, I would hope you respect my wishes. I particularly like Navy. I have a soft spot in my heart for those guys since a former cadet got opened the door for me to sight breasts on a drinking night. But that my friends, is a story for another time. That being said, I believe that you just can not disregard the option attack affecting a team that doesn’t see it often. The only reason I don’t pick the leagendary John “L-yeah” Smith’s Sparties is their propencenty to make dumb penalties in crucial situations. I do really like that game though.