MAD MONEY WEEKEND RECAP

If you had stock in SEC receivers, you are one po’ boy now. I thought only Bama players were dropping perfect passes until I witnessed that godawful display last night. Somebody needs to teach these guys how to catch. I’m buying Vanderbilt. ‘Dores win it all in ’05! Leinart’s got nothing on Cutler’s golden arm.

Carr-tastrophe started a while ago, and this year, the global warming has given it the additional energy it has needed to become a disaster.

I actually said to someone last night, “Do you think Norm Chow would coach Michigan?” I’d love that.

Norm Chow will not coach at Michigan as long as Bo is alive. You know it will be another “Michigan Man.”

Yes, that’s true. And that’s why I figure it will get worse before it gets better.

Sell whatever Ole Miss stock you had. Mind you, any sane fan would have known that this is a “rebuilding” year, but the O hype machine got in too much of a gear for people to rationally evaluate a team with a receiving corps that can’t catch and a QB corps whose only proven starter is holding a clipboard.

When Ole Miss misses a bowl this year, Orgeron should challenege any BCS coach to a fist fight at halftime of the Rose Bowl. I’d buy that on pay per view. Imagine him strangling Jim Tressel with his own tie or punching Phil Fulmer in the man boob. Shit, I might pay Orgeron to fight Lloyd Carr.

Better yet, make it a coaching Battle Royal: 20 coaches in the ring and if you get tossed over the ropes you are eliminated. The only question is, who would be the last one(or few) left with EO?

Well, the fatties (Mangino, Friedgen) have a shot simply because of the difficulty of getting them over the ropes. But on toughness I can’t think of many – maybe Paul Teutel, Sr.(Pat Hill), head coach of Fresno State.

Arizona State is USC’s last true road block to a second straight BCS title, and they’re no Oregon. The Trojan defense has not seen an offense this talented yet and may not this season.

I dunno. I don’t want USC in the NC, but I see Saturday as USC, 63 – ASU, 56.

Like an old-timey Wacky WAC game.

“That was a tougher game than this one will be for the Cyclones, who’ll embarrass Genius Coach Bill Callahan in front of the increasingly-less-faithful in Lincoln. Looking forward to Callahan smirking at his players following the third pick of the day on third and short.”

Orson – Tsk. Tsk. Everyone knows that you wait and sell THIS week.